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10.17.11

Herman Cain’s Pizza Song Lyrics

The Godfather’s Pizza CEO’s rendition of John Lennon’s ‘Imagine’ is going viral. Read full lyrics of the GOP frontrunner’s pizza jam.

Imagine there’s no pizza
I couldn’t if I tried
Eating only tacos
Or Kentucky Fried
Imagine only burgers
It’s frightening and sad

You’re lucky you have pizza
To feed your kids for you
Only frosting or cookies
And no dishes you must do
Imagine eating pizza
Each and every day

You may say it’s junk food
But to me it’s so much more
It gives my life its meaning
And it makes a lot of dough

Imagine mozzarella
Anchovies on the side
And maybe, pepperoni
Rounds out your pizza pie
Imagine getting pizza
Delivered to your door

You don’t have to give up now
On my skateboard I will go
I’ll be back in 30 minutes
I just bought Dominoes

All I am saying
Give pizza a chance
All I am saying
Give pizza a chance!
All I am saying
Give pizza a chance!
You got to, you got to, you got to
Give pizza a chance!