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07.26.12

Kate's Feet

Royal tootsies go on display
LONDON, ENGLAND - JULY 26:  Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge judges a judo match as she visits Bacon's College on July 26, 2012 in London, England. Prince Harry, Prince William, Duke of Cambridge and Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge visited Bacon's College and launched the 'Coach Core' Programme, a partnership between their Foundation and Greenhouse.  (Photo by Chris Jackson - WPA Pool / Getty Images)
Chris Jackson / WPA / Getty

Barring the horrors and national trauma of the Fergie toe-sucking incident, the Royalist has been searching the private database of his mind and can't think of a moment when we have ever previously been treated to such an unrestricted view of the bare Royal feet as we got today, when Kate removed her Pied-a-Terre wedges to referee a Judo game.

Hey, it's kind of a slow news day, OK?

LONDON, ENGLAND - JULY 26:  Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge judges a judo match as she visits Bacon's College on July 26, 2012 in London, England. Prince Harry, Prince William, Duke of Cambridge and Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge visited Bacon's College and launched the 'Coach Core' Programme, a partnership between their Foundation and Greenhouse.  (Photo by Chris Jackson - WPA Pool / Getty Images)
Chris Jackson / WPA / Getty

I hate to say it, but these snaps prove the point that no-one over the age of 20 should ever allow their feet to be photographed. Even if you're a princess.

Frankly, the royal tootsies look like they've seen better days.