Ease off the Unnecessary Polls, Folks

10.30.124:03 PM ET

PPP Jumps the Zombie Shark

For Halloween, Public Policy Polling is asking Americans questions about the zombie apocalypse.

Voters either have very high or very low opinions of their ability to survive a zombie apocalypse – 27% say they’d survive less than a week but 32% say they’d survive more than a year with the rest somewhere in between.

Fortunately, for those still undecided, John Hodgman has answers.

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