Ease off the Unnecessary Polls, Folks

PPP Jumps the Zombie Shark

10.30.12 8:03 PM ET

For Halloween, Public Policy Polling is asking Americans questions about the zombie apocalypse.

Voters either have very high or very low opinions of their ability to survive a zombie apocalypse – 27% say they’d survive less than a week but 32% say they’d survive more than a year with the rest somewhere in between.

Fortunately, for those still undecided, John Hodgman has answers.