Zoe Williams: Spare us the Dilatey-Katie Headlines

Zoe Williams: 10 Things I Don't Want To Read About Kate's Pregnancy

12.04.12 1:39 PM ET

The writer Zoe Williams has penned a fantastic piece for the republican Guardian on 10 things she doesn't want to read about Kate's pregnancy. Her pet hates include pieces on what she should or shouldn't be eating, anything at all about their sex life, specualtion on when Pippa will get pregnant and anything that mistakes HG for 'bad morning sickness" which she says is like calling penumonia a 'bad cold'.

She also adds that she doesn't want to read an article headlined, "dilatey-Katie".