Two Things You Shouldn't Do Post-DUI
Jamie McFadden writes in about a bizarre tale from Mississippi:
A word of advice. If either of you fine fellows ever get injured in a car accident after driving drunk, please show respect to the emergency responders who saved your life and...
DO NOT STEAL THE AMBULANCE AND FLEE FROM THE HOSPITAL IN IT.
But, if either of you ever are in that unfortunate predicament - and if you absolutely cannot restrain yourself from stealing the ambulance and escaping from the hospital in it...
if you later decide to return to said hospital and resume your medical treatment...
DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STEAL A HORSE OR ANYBODY'S CAR IN ORDER TO DO SO. YOU ALREADY HAVE AN AMBULANCE!!!!
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David Frum
David Frum is a contributing editor at Newsweek and The Daily Beast and a CNN contributor. He is the author of eight books, including most recently the e-book WHY ROMNEY LOST and his first novel Patriots, published in April 2012.
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