02.06.13 8:00 PM ET
The Sadly Underwhelming Playboy Mansion
Vice magazine reports on a visit to the Playboy magazine. Funny! Mean - very mean - but funny!
When I found out I was going to the Playboy mansion, "steal a towel" went straight to the top of my mental to-do list. But look at these fucking things. I was expecting plush Egyptian-cotton thingies with the Playboy logo embroidered on them. My towels are nicer than this, and I found one of mine on a train.