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02.06.133:00 PM ET

The Sadly Underwhelming Playboy Mansion

Vice magazine reports on a visit to the Playboy magazine. Funny! Mean - very mean - but funny!

When I found out I was going to the Playboy mansion, "steal a towel" went straight to the top of my mental to-do list. But look at these fucking things. I was expecting plush Egyptian-cotton thingies with the Playboy logo embroidered on them. My towels are nicer than this, and I found one of mine on a train.

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