02.08.13 1:22 PM ET
Britain's Dog Truthers
Three-year-old Cairn terrier Rocky said: “Cameron is using the whole ‘dangerous dogs’ thing as a smokescreen. He just wants to know which dogs are members of subversive political groups. … Rottweiler and conspiracy theorist Chunky said: “They don’t care about us biting people or making poodles pregnant, this is really about the risk that we might stray onto secret government bases where they’ve got UFOs.