11 Pictures That Prove John Boehner is the Coolest Speaker of the House of All Time

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John Boehner has the most amazing range of facial expressions on planet Earth.

But don't trust me, check out these 11 amazing pictures.

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Is this how you make the Blue Steel face? (JEWEL SAMAD/AFP/Getty Images)

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Speaker Boehner pensively looking at something. Notice the deep thought that sort of furrows his brow. (Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images)

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Look Mom, they let me play with this giant set of scissors (Mark Lyons/Getty Images)

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Whoa (Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images)

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No, I don't want to talk to that person! (Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images)

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Look, no hands (Brendan Smialowski/Getty Images)

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Someone is totally about to get fired (Jonathan Ernst/Getty Images)

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Real men aren't afraid to cry (Win McNamee/Getty Images)

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I see what you're doing there (Mario Tama/Getty Images)

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The fish I caught was this big (Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images)

And finally, because we've all been to that party where the beverages of choice just weren't quite enough:

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You don't have anything stronger than tea? (U.S. Navy Ensign Haraz N. Ghanbari/ISAF Regional Command (South) via Getty Images)