Jamie McFadden reminds us of the classic Louis C.K. rant about "rats with hooves," also known as deer. I get that some urbanites, suburbanites, hippies and anti-human weirdos (also just some decent types, but that's fine) people think they're beautiful and all, but to most humans, deer are a menace.
They destroy crops, wreck cars, and spread disease. They must be stopped by any means necessary. Who's with me?