10. George W. Bush Time Lapse
Watch this fascinating time lapse of the construction of the George W. Bush Presidential Center, that is.
9. Freed Ricin Suspect Offers Lawyer Foot Rub
Released after being accused of sending poison-laced letters to Washington, Paul Kevin Curtis gave a jocular, rambling press conference worthy of an Elvis impersonator. He also offered 100,000 hours of ‘community service’ to ‘all you ladies who need foot massage therapy.’
8. Rent Is Too Damn High Anthem
YES! Jimmy McMillan, aka the ‘rent is too damn high guy,’ has made a rap video. He’s running for mayor on the same one-point platform, and would also like to say that his ‘mustache and haircut is too damn fly.’
7. ‘Arrested Development’ Sneak Peek
The Bluth family is back! With the highly anticipated new season of the sitcom just around the corner, here’s a preview of some of the hilarious antics you can expect. (via Entertainment Weekly)
6. Michael Buble Sings in the Subway
Busking will never be the same again, not after the classy crooner took his act to a New York City subway platform with this a cappella version of new song ‘Who’s Lovin’ You.’
5. ‘Game of Thrones’ Meets ‘Friends’
Ever wonder what it would be like to set the theme song of ‘Friends’ to a new ‘Game of Thrones’ opening credits? No? Well here it is anyway.
4. Fox Host: No More Muslim Students!
‘The Five’ co-host Bob Beckel said the U.S. should ‘cut off Muslim students from coming to this country. He followed up with a defense of his remarks on Fox News.
3. Ellen Interviews... Ellen?
‘SNL’ star and Ellen DeGeneres impersonator Kate McKinnon met the real deal Wednesday, but that didn’t stop her from donning a new outfit, hopping into the host’s chair, and busting a few dance moves.
2. The ‘Obesity Epidemic’ Hits Coachella
So do ‘Regis and the Philbins’ and several other made-up bands. Watch as Jimmy Kimmel tricks unsuspecting concertgoers into talking about musical groups that don’t actually exist. Because, you know, “Coachella is the American Indian word for ‘dumb white guy.’”
1. A.J. Clemente: F***in S*^$
The North Dakota news anchor may have set a record for shortest time on the job, any job. He cursed on air just seconds into his first show and was promptly fired. But after the video went viral and Clemente made the talk-show rounds, he became a bigger celebrity than he could’ve dreamed.