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04.30.139:10 AM ET

Do We LOVE The New Tatler Cover? I Think So...

New issue on sale this week in the UK

The upcoming June issue of Tatler magazine (on sale Thursday 2nd May) is a Royal Baby Special with a “What to Expect...” feature, which is an open letter of sorts to Kate, with everything she needs to know in the lead up to giving birth, including such gems as:

- Suggesting Kate carry a marrow swathed in cashmere blankets (instead of the baby) upon exiting the hospital, to avoid any mishaps caught on camera by the waiting paps.

- Warning her to have a second dress on hand for the christening, in case of any leaking nipples/baby spit up accidents.

- Advising her that it will be totally normally to hate William for the first nine months.

Check, check, check.

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