The upcoming June issue of Tatler magazine (on sale Thursday 2nd May) is a Royal Baby Special with a “What to Expect...” feature, which is an open letter of sorts to Kate, with everything she needs to know in the lead up to giving birth, including such gems as:
- Suggesting Kate carry a marrow swathed in cashmere blankets (instead of the baby) upon exiting the hospital, to avoid any mishaps caught on camera by the waiting paps.
- Warning her to have a second dress on hand for the christening, in case of any leaking nipples/baby spit up accidents.
- Advising her that it will be totally normally to hate William for the first nine months.
Check, check, check.