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Chris Brown Enters Rehab, Miley Cyrus Carves Racy Pumpkins

And Katy Perry roars to number one.

10.30.13 6:53 PM ET

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Chris Brown decides to go to rehab. A day after his appearance in court regarding a recent assault charge, Chris Brown has elected to enter a rehab facility. This exciting news is only four years too late. E! Online

Miley Cyrus carves racy pumpkins. Not content to twerk all over your Hannah Montana memories, Cyrus is dirtying another aspect of your childhood: pumpkin carving. The scandalous star managed to make this juvenile pastime pornographic, tweeting a picture of three pumpkins she carved with risqué sex scenes and a marijuana leaf. E! Online

Katy Perry's new album "Prism" tops the Billboard charts. “Prism” also earned the largest sales week this year for an album by a woman, a huge feminist victory from the woman who famously shot whipped cream out of her boobs. Billboard

Daniel Radcliffe to play Olympic runner. Radcliffe will put his experience running away from rabid Harry Potter fans to good use in his next role, portraying famous middle-distance runner Sebastian Coe in Gold. Vulture

Jenny McCarthy tells Andy Cohen she’s afraid to run into Oprah Winfrey. After a deal to host a talk show on Oprah’s network OWN fell through, McCarthy is convinced she’s on the all-powerful Winfrey’s shit list. Someone should tell McCarthy that admitting her fear of Oprah on Watch What Happens Live wasn’t the best way to lie low. Us Weekly