When my wife insisted we circumcise our son, I wondered why the little guy couldn’t just look like me. Then I began to re-evaluate our entire relationship with half the self-esteem and twice the paranoia.
Cole Gamble has written about the crimes of Willy Wonka, man-eating beds and tales from his cringe-worthy life for the parenting website Babble and the popular humor site Cracked. He is working on a book entitled, Our Wretched Universe: Werewolves, Witchcraft, Canadians and Everything Else You Know Nothing About.