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Great for Joe the Plumber. But what about Jill the Stripper and Bob the Pot Dealer?
First things first:
I think Bob Schieffer did an amazing job moderating this debate, even though he was stuck with the most uncomfortable format. Watching these guys sit at the same desk was like watching two recently divorced spouses stuck next to each other at a wedding reception. Too close. I don’t want to think about their feet touching.
Secondly:
Why did John McCain begin two out of three debates by announcing that some famous person is ill? In the first debate, he told us that Ted Kennedy was back in the hospital. This time he began by telling us that Nancy Reagan is ailing. We all obviously wish both Mr. Kennedy and Mrs. Reagan speedy recoveries, but why is McCain taking it upon himself to be the gossipy housewife leaning over the fence to say, “Did you hear? Mrs. Blabla down the block just found out she has a cyst!” I find it very interesting that he did not send any good wishes to Dick Cheney. I mean, the guy only had to have his heart zapped back into beating a few hours ago. Nothing? Shouldn’t we all sign a card?
And lastly:
I am glad that Joe the Plumber got his fifteen minutes of tax question fame, but I wanted to hear more about the issues affecting the citizens I know. My friend Jill the Stripper is concerned about nipple tassel costs. My neighbor Dave the Web Designer wants to know if Facebook friends can be converted into an alternative energy source. My cousin Bob the Pot Dealer is very worried about something he can’t remember to think about.
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Jessi..you're a refreshing voice and you find the truth in it. And everytime I read you I'm left with a big smile! Thanx
I am glad my name isn't Joe.
If Joe The Plumber has the money to buy a business that makes more than $250,000.00 a year, I am sorry, but Joe the Plumber should change his name to JOE THE PRESIDENT OF A SMALL BUT FAIRLY WELL TO DO IN THESE TIMES COMPANY. Which would make his financial capabilities a LOT more than any of my friends. Why should he, if he is gaining a COMPANY THAT WILL DO THAT WELL, not pay some extra taxes on his NEW MONETARY WINDFALL?? My husband owns a successful home improvement company, we employ up to 10 people, and we have never made even close to $250,000.00 NET!! REALITY CHECK! Joe the Plumber might just happen to be JOE THE MCCAIN MOLE!
"Why did John McCain begin two out of three debates by announcing that some famous person is ill?"
Hey, at this point, McCain is seriously hoping people will be saying nice things about him soon under similar circumstances.
I don't believe John McCain's health care plan will cover the costs of severe nipple chafing, much less replacement tassels. He just doesn't get it.
Greetings Jessi and many thanks for your contribution to journalism. In times of economic woe I feel that the dealers business will survive the turmoil. Hopefully his weed is locally grown and the money will filter back into the local economy. Jill the stripper may do well in the near future as financial stress often results in divorced men seeking new thrills. Many strippers make the mistake of not saving money for the years ahead when the entertainer will be less attractive to their customers and unable to earn on stage.
Hey Jessi,
Thanks for your post. Your observation regarding McCain's status report on the health of his dear friends is stunningly brilliant in it's simplicity and sent laughter throughout my office.
The first thing I thought of when McCain gave his shout-out to Nancy was how much she hates his guts, and has done for years. Great little reminder there, John! Nancy and Ron shunned McCain after he bailed on his first wife, and Nancy got his first wife a job after McCain dumped her with medical bills and no health insurance. When Nancy *finally* "endorsed" McCain she didn't even say his name. She said something to the effect that she and Ronny always waited until after the convention to endorse, and "well, he's the nominee" or something like that--she didn't even use his name! For McCain to bring her up right off the bat last night was so tone-deaf it's pathetic.
Fred Thompson at the RNC ***Full quote: "In flight school in Pensacola he (mccain) did drive a corvette and date a girl who worked in a bar as an "exotic dancer" under the name of Marie - the flame of Florida." WTF?!? Too much information Thompson!
but this does answer the qustion if he is understanding of nipple chaffing. I am sure he is very understanding to this condition not only by association but more then likely personal experience.
he has s&m written all over those weird eyes and lip licking nervousness.
peace out
****A tyrant is always stirring up some war or other, in order that the people may require a leader.****Plato
I too was suprised to her McCain start the debate by gossiping about someone's health status.
Doesn't he realize people already think he's old? Does he really want to reinforce the idea that all his friends are dying .... and make us consider even more Sarah Palin taking over for him?
I just don't get it.
Glad to see I'm not the only who noticed McCain's little shout outs. I must be the only one who noticed that during the second debate McCain couldn't remember the black questioners' names, but he made sure to remember the white questioners' names.
Thank you for the question young black man, now I'm going to mosey on over here to my white friend Allen the homeowner to answer your question.
Just want to give a shout out to Oliver and Ingrid the only two names McCain failed to remember at Belmont... and they just happen to be black.
Glad to see I'm not the only who noticed McCain's little shout outs. I must be the only one who noticed that during the second debate McCain couldn't remember the black questioners' names, but he made sure to remember the white questioners' names.
Thank you for the question young black man, now I'm going to mosey on over here to my white friend Allen the homeowner to answer your question.
Just want to give a shout out to Oliver and Ingrid the only two names McCain failed to remember at Belmont... and they just happen to be black.
WritingLife is correct. I had a small business for years, if you're making over $250,000 after taxes in a small business your are rich in America and for McCain to make fun of that last night was belittling to 95% of us. The average plumber makes around $47,000, so Joe must be some special guy! And I think most of us would be glad to make that kind of money and have our tax rate go up from 35 to 38%. I'd gladly pay it.
And now the truth comes out: Joe the Plumber does not have a PLUMBING LICENSE...But he plans to buy a PLUMBING BUSINESS that will supposedly net more than 250,000.00 per year? Um...Like I said before...I have a feeling McCain simply gave Joe Six Pack and plunger for authenticity sake and voila...
Jessi,
I agree, Bob did a masterful relaxed job.
And, yeah, McInsane is such a yenta!
And so crabby, so patronizing, and yes, so angry!
Thank you.
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