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My Brush With Rush

As these words were going out over the Excellence in Broadcasting network, my father’s corpse was still warm. It was a day of passions, I know, and things get said in the heat of passion. But reading these words, in the cooler air of October—not that this October has been devoid of passion—well, as me old mater might say, I found them a bit…de trop.

That’s French for “a bit much,” and I’m putting it that way by way of stipulating that I am a card-carrying member of the Eastern seaboard, proletarian-despising media elite. My idea of roughage is arugula. I have not to date tasted moose meat and hope never to, unless it is served to me at La Grenouille, by Charles Masson, personally and under glass. As for politics, we elites have always inclined toward the black candidate who grew up with a single mother on food stamps, as opposed to the third-generation Annapolis cadet.

I am having these pensées (more French, learned at an elite New England boarding school) about el Rushbo because a few days ago, following my J’accuse! (okay, okay, I’ll cut it out)—following my “I’m voting for Barack” teachable moment in this space, I received, amidst other howls of outrage and a pink slip from NR, formal notification that I had arrived, career-wise. It took the form of a headline:

LIMBAUGH MOCKS BUCKLEY OVER OBAMA.

Limbaugh Slams Buckley CLICK IMAGE TO VIEW VIDEO

Let’s go to the tape. Rush starts off by defending President Bush 43’s intelligence.

So when people who know Bush—and I, as a powerful, influential member of the media [I stipulate, btw, that Rush is a fellow of infinite jest and wit and is obviously being ironic here; or, well, up to a point, Lord Copper] am one who knows Bush—would tell them, ‘You have no idea what you're talking about. The guy is sharp as a tack, people that know him personally say.’ ‘Well, he doesn't come across that way. He's just stupid…

Here’s where it got—for me, anyway—interesting:

… And then Obama comes along, and I see Christopher Buckley who says things like, ‘Well, I read his books.’ Chris, he may not have written one of them, but that's beside the point. ‘I read his books. He's a very thoughtful guy; a very, very thoughtful guy. Somebody that eloquent, somebody that able to write so well has to have a good mind. So I'm for Obama. You gotta go with the mind,’ and then they mention Palin as being some sort of trailer trash hick. They don't like her accent; they don't like the fact she leaves g's off of some of her words like mornin', instead of morning. They don't like that. And then Chris Buckley said, ‘But, you know even if he goes lefty when he's elected, I'll have a problem with that.’ I was reading this and I'm stunned. If he goes ‘lefty’? So what it is, folks, there is an alignment of elites taking place, pseudo-intellectuals who don't want...

Well, it goes on, but let’s pause here.

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October 27, 2008 | 5:54am
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JAlexander

...and to you Chritopher: Chritopher, I read William F. Buckley, Jr. William F. Buckley, Jr. was a favorite of mine. Chritopher, you're no William F. Buckley, Jr..............sad but true.

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6:58 am, Oct 27, 2008
enthymeme

I find it near incomprehensible that any Buckley would find the intellectual black hole that is Rush Limbaugh, et alia, anything other than vile. Hate-porn is not argument. Foaming at the mouth is not reason. The radical right has gone beyond radical all the way to unreason. Truly. I find "these people" dangerous, small and mean-spirited, totally lacking in anything approaching "good humor" (the very thing, by the way, which made the illustrious Buckely senior so very compelling, interesting, and engaging), and devoid of substance.Rush Limbaugh peddles nothing but hate, hate, hate daily -- the more venomous and divisive, the better. The undistributed middle is the bait devious pseudo-intellectuals use relentlessly to trap the unwary.

There is no "heir" to the conservative world view; there is no credible conservative voice. There is only the brittle scream of poison and despair from the right; the sounds of confused and bitter children giving voice to a desperate desire to be noticed.

The so-called right (actually the radical, silly, unschooled right) is irrelevant. Given the absence of erudition, logic, reason, and skilled argument, they have only demonization as a strategy. And that is wearing a bit thin with the world.

Rush Limbaugh's bloated brayings are not in and of themselves frightening. The fact that anyone other than himself listens, is.

Rush Limbaugh in the same sentence as William F. Buckley? Nonsense.

Let's end in the blog-created tradition of misquoting Shakespeare"

Sweep on, you fat and greasy citizens,
'Tis just the fashion.

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7:41 am, Oct 27, 2008
Protagoras

Well, this is how Rush has been treating others--as well as encouraging others to treat others--for years.

BTW, I too was moved by BO's books and consider them one of the reasons he was able to best Ms. Clinton.

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8:10 am, Oct 27, 2008
jennaq

Thank you.

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8:32 am, Oct 27, 2008
njnoecker

Could you would provide three examples of Barack Obama's "thinking clearly?" Your only constraint is this: the examples you provide may not be loser ideas...after all, even a loser idea can be expressed clearly.

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9:02 am, Oct 27, 2008
Indevoter9

Christopher Buckley is truly amazing. End of story.

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9:12 am, Oct 27, 2008
lorijen

After reading the brilliantly-written piece by CB, I read the first (and only comment)...THREE times in order to figure out what it meant. I still don;t know. If anyone can explain it, please do. I'll be checking back.

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9:24 am, Oct 27, 2008
bilsay3

Christopher, as a left leaning usless liberal, I have always enjoyed your writing although seldom agreeing with it, except of course for your recent essays. Keep up the good work. Bon Voyage...

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9:28 am, Oct 27, 2008
msgranny

One comment about thinking clearly. We all know that the republicans have been in charge for 8 years with the exception of the last two when Dems had a slight majority in congress and could get nothing past "Shrub's" veto. I think Obama's thinking is pretty clear when he says we cannot have 4 more years of that. No matter what he does, it can't do as much harm as has been done the last 8 years. When a president walks over the constitution as Bush has, he should be impeached, but we Dems didn't have a enough majority to do it. Yes, Bill Clinton lied under oath, about something personal, Bush has lied and lied and lied about official stuff. That should be a far more an impeachable offense.

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9:33 am, Oct 27, 2008
mikemiller56

Good sir;
How about these three;
A ,a fifty state campaign.
B, a vice presidential selection that is superior to the GOP's I know that Sen. Biden will be fodder for comedians for years to come but also bring to the equation his service in the senate he will only augment Sen. Obama's agenda has LBJ did during the Kennedy years.
C, Private funding , now being a lowly Democrat born on the southside of Chicago I suspect that was very well thought out.

Omnia vincint amovr;
Mike Miller

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9:42 am, Oct 27, 2008
njnoecker

Correction for CB (thank you, lorijen):

Could you provide three examples of Barack Obama "thinking clearly?" Your only constraint is this: the examples you provide may not be loser ideas...after all, even a loser idea can be expressed clearly.

Extra credit for lorijen: provide three examples of brilliance from the "brilliantly-written piece by CB. No constraints.

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9:43 am, Oct 27, 2008
jjfranco

Great piece Chris. It astounds me that people like Limbaugh and Coulter even take on the mantle of 'conservative'. They're demagogues, nothing more. WJB was a conservative, an entirely different creature from these two

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9:47 am, Oct 27, 2008
JAlexander

...and to you Christo: Christopher, I readWilliam F. Buckley, Jr. William F. Buckley, Jr. was a favorite of mine. Christopher, you're no William F. Buckley, Jr........sad, but true.

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9:54 am, Oct 27, 2008
njnoecker

Mr. Miller.... I grade you "E" for effort.

A. "Fifty state campaign?" Obama is on record saying that there are 57 states. Bad example.
B. "a VP selection superior to the GOP's". Even you nullified this in your own post. Enough said
C. "Private funding..." Ok, this would have been a decent example had Obama's thinking been clear on the matter. In fact, he went back and forth on which way to go and finally swerved into private funding. at the eleventh hour. It was an advantageous choice, but his thinking was anything but clear.

The challenge stands.

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9:57 am, Oct 27, 2008
wordsbybecca

It's interesting to note that a Republican campaign has been run on the notion that there is something "elitist" about superior intellect and to sneeringly refer to anyone with manners, good taste, class or (dare I use the word "breeding") as possibly not being a "real" American or Patriot. As though the use of slang or dropping the g's on your words and "gosh darn it" hanging out with "Joe Six Pack" was not just a cultural choice in a free society but a virtue and a rite of passage into this common society of " Real" Americans.(The ones I suppose who listen to Rush Limbaugh and his ilk) I suppose I shouldn't be surprised that a VP candidate who chooses not to accept the science of evolution wouldn't believe that the progression of the human brain and consequentially, the advance of civil society is the greatest impetus towards human advancement that we have.(BTW-a sharp mind is one of the sexiest attributes any man or woman can have and bubble-headed Stepford wives went out of style after the fifties so what's the attraction with this caricature? I don't get it...)

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10:14 am, Oct 27, 2008
jackbutler5555

As much as I respect the intellectual content of the old-style conservatism of William F. Buckley, et al, I don't see how that ideology can ever become dominant, given the fact that few members of the electorate actually understand it. And that makes necessary, an alliance with the Rush's, Hannity's, neo-cons, social-religious conservatives, libertarians. Can an amalgam be formed that would allow the old-style conservatives to recognize any meaningful element of their ideology? I hope not. But not to worry, Factor-watchers, you don't really need the old-time conservatives. In ordinary times, you probably have enough to be viable in appealing to the center-right leanings of the majority of the electorate. So, wait until the economic crisis is over. Much to my regret.

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10:23 am, Oct 27, 2008
nanci61

Dear Sir,

Nothing profound in my comment. A simple thanks ..about time someone countered Mr. Limbaugh from a position of eloquent strength.

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10:47 am, Oct 27, 2008
Abelard

In a world dominated by e-mail, texting, and (yes) blogging, true eloquence is rare. Indeed, eloquence in speech or writing is often considered a symptom of that most awful of American political sins: "being elitist". Over the past twenty years or so, the American conservative movement has become more and more anti-intellectual, preferring to nominate people who "ordinary Americans" (whoever they are) would "like to have a beer with." Small wonder, then, that many serious intellectuals (like both Mr. Buckleys and Mr. Will) feel disconnected from the "mainstream" of the GOP.

My students and I have been discussing Plutarch's Life of Pericles and we've come to the conclusion that the greatest of all the Athenian leaders would have *no* chance of getting elected in modern America. Because he never engaged in what Plutarch called "the vulgar and unscrupulous buffooneries of mob-oratory" that seem so prevalent today on both sides of the aisle, Pericles would be immediately tarred as an elitist by talk-radio and receive very little in the way of campaign donations...

Several conservatives have claimed that Mr. Obama's victory would be like Jimmy Carter's victory in 1976 in that it would pave the way for another Reagan. While I'm no fan of Reagan's policies, I do hope that a more serious GOP will emerge from the crucible of Campaign 2008.

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11:06 am, Oct 27, 2008
Turpidude

I am having difficulty visualizing Charles Masson under glass.

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11:17 am, Oct 27, 2008
charlesh

Do not discourage the Limbaughs, Hannities, Bortzs, Levins, Savages and other members of the unintelligible right. They provide up to 15 hours per day, five days a week of reasons why Obama is ahead in the polls. With enemies like these, who needs friends?

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11:17 am, Oct 27, 2008
mikemiller56

(Forgive me Grantland Rice)

NJnoecker Goodsir;

"Outlined against a blue-gray October sky, the Four Horsemen rode again. In dramatic lore they are known as famine, pestilence, destruction and death. These are only aliases. Their real names are: Enamuel, Franken, Hagan and Tinklenberg. They formed the crest of the Democratic cyclone before which another before which another fighting GOP team was swept over the precipice at the voting box ............

I grade you S for stubborn , 57 states please!!!!! Mr. Emanuel will be speaker of the House and Michele Bachmann will be back in Minnesota feeling the sting of foot in mouth while Franken and Hagan will be sheparded by Joe Biden himself.
Will you need some Idione for this burn?
Warmest regards;
Mike

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11:36 am, Oct 27, 2008
phantastek

Rush L. is a right wing WACKO!! Rush L. is a right wing WACKO!! Rush L. is a right wing WACKO!! Rush L. is a right wing WACKO!! Rush L. is a right wing WACKO!!

I feel better now.... :-)

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11:48 am, Oct 27, 2008
tjmund

Great article, Mr. Buckley!

We now have it on Sarah Palin's unimpeachable authority that an elitist is someone who thinks he/she is better than you or I. What a relief!. I labored under the misconception that it was someone who wore clothes purchased at Neiman Marcus. Thanks Sarah for clearing that up.

For those wondering where Rush got the idea that General Powell based his endorsement of Obama on race, it came from the taxicab scene in the movie "The Thing with Two Heads." See the trailer on YouTube at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWHNA_j7h5A.

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11:54 am, Oct 27, 2008
dawurz

njnoecker, I grade you L for laughable.

A. "Obama is on record saying that there are 57 states." John McCain is on record, several times, referring to Czechoslovakia. If you want to play the fun gaffe game, fire away. You'll lose. Badly.

B. "'a VP selection superior to the GOP's'. Even you nullified this in your own post. Enough said" - "Enough said"? Homerun!

C. "'Private funding...' Ok, this would have been a decent example had Obama's thinking been clear on the matter. In fact, he went back and forth on which way to go and finally swerved into private funding. at the eleventh hour. It was an advantageous choice, but his thinking was anything but clear."

McCain's record on campaign financing reeks just as bad as your laughable crap. McCain slammed the public financing system during the primaries, then opted in, then opted out, then opted back in (collecting $84 million in taxpayer funds). When McCain's above-bar behavior prompted the nation's top federal election official, a Republican, to warn McCain that he cannot immediately withdraw from the presidential public financing system as he had requested to do so, McCain ignored the letter on the grounds the FEC lacks a quorum.After opting back in, McCain used the incoming funds as collateral for a loan. Then, after having opted out (still with me?), McCain asserted that his campaign didn't need the FEC's approval to withdraw from public financing. Those crazy federal regulators. This from the maverick reformer of campaign finance! McCain understands the campaign finance laws so well, he's abused them at a whole new level.

If you're able to honestly evaluate either candidate regarding public financing, the issue is whether they will pledge to pass an overhaul of the current system and whether they'd work to establish public financing for congressional races. Obama has stated he will, and has cosponsored bipartisan legislation to do so.

McCain has refused.

The challenge stands njnoecker. No constraints for you.
Extra credit for responding at all.

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11:54 am, Oct 27, 2008
kenhighcountry

As an unabashed liberal, and a red-diaper baby, I disagreed with WFB Jr. on almost every issue.
But I had the highest respect for him, for insisting that the playing field should be that of ideas. And I respected him as well for maintaining a sharp sense of humor.

It is too bad that the new Conservative (capital C) orthodoxy of Limbaugh, Kristol, Palin, et al, are devoid of both ideas and humor.

Carry on Chris. Carry on.

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11:56 am, Oct 27, 2008
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My Brush With Rush

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