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How to Wreck a Home
Perez Hilton on how celebrities should cheat, and what happens if they get it wrong. Plus, read a Q&A with Hilton.
If you steal a mate, do it right! Angelina Jolie appears to be a real-life home wrecker. She’s a total beyotch who has a thing for married men, and I still love her. We all still love her. We probably love her more now than before, even though she and Brad were allegedly having an affair during the filming of Mr. and Mrs. Smith. She pulled it off in true hilton style. On the other hand, Claire Danes wrecked both a home and her reputation. She started going out with Billy Crudup while he was with Mary-Louise Parker, who was seven months pregnant, and I instantly started hating her. Claire got hers—they broke up soon after, and what has happened to her life and career since?
Obviously, it helped in Angelina’s case that Jennifer Maniston wasn’t pregnant. It also helped that Angelina had recently adopted a child from a third-world country. So if you’re going to steal someone’s man, you’d better be the hottest woman on the planet, and you’d better save the world and all its children while you’re doing it.
Read Hilton’s Daily Beast interview: “My motto is, you’ve got to give head to get ahead.”
Britney Spears snatched Kevin Federline from a pregnant Shar Jackson and married him in September 2004. Jackson says the truth came out only after he flew abroad for a commercial—which became an extended trip with Spears. For some reason, Shar doesn’t get the sympathy I would expect. People should like her more; it's not her fault she got screwed over by Britney. But you know what? Look what happened to both Britney and K-Fed since then. Karma can be a real bitch.
Julia Roberts snatched Danny Moder from his wife, and she married him just two months after he got the divorce! Of course, she got her little twins out of the whole deal, so you can't hate her too much. I don't know what Danny's ex-wife looks like, but how can you compete with Julia Roberts? Julia sweearrss Danny's marriage to his ex was already over when she got involved with him. Okay, well, that settles it!
In May of 2007, Criss Angel and Cameron Diaz spent a random few weeks together. Unfortunately, Criss Angel had an estranged "secret" wife, Joanne Sarantakos. Joanna claimed in court that a romance between the Mindfreak and Cameron occurred during their five-year marriage/fifteen-year relationship. "We're naming Cameron Diaz as his lover," attorney Dominic Barbara said on behalf of Sarantakos. Diaz's rep issued a statement that stated she and Angel first met more than a year after he split with his wife, and went on four dates, and had no current relationship. This guy is star fucking the whole way. It was smart for his career he did it again later with Britney Spears. Getting with Cameron Diaz really put this guy on the map. After that, he was able to leverage a $75 million Cirque du Soleil deal at Luxor in Las Vegas.
Jude Law cheated on fiancée Sienna Miller with his nanny, Daisy Wright. After Law proposed on Christmas 2004, Sienna told reporters, "I'm the happiest girl alive." But in reality, they were off and on after the infidelity, and they split for good in November 2006. The weird thing, the scandal was the best thing to happen to Sienna. Instead of being Jude Law's girlfriend, she became Jude Law's ex, Sienna Miller, whom he cheated on. It took her up a notch. Next thing you know she's spotted with Orlando Bloom frolicking around the enchanted wood.
Perez Hilton is a blogger, author, and media personality. The above is excerpted from his new book, Red Carpet Suicide.
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okeedokey
You forgot that Sienna went on to be a home-wrecker herself when she "frolicked" with Balthaza Getty in Italy... on camera! After dating his co-star!
MissSpanky
Missy Perez left out the biggest homw wrecker of them all - that big fat JAP Monica Lewinsky. She wormed her way into the White House and seduced the First Husband by showing her thong and baiting him with pizza. Bubba never knew what hit him. This doe eyed vixen almost destroyed his loving monogamous relationship with the beautiful Hillary & could have dereailed their dreams for a third term forever. Fortunately Bill came to his senses & threw Monica under the bus and got back with his one true love the beautiful Hilary.
emarie
Why was this clown allowed to write a- poorly written and even more poorly thought out- commentary for this site? I really enjoy how this site mixes pop culture and politics, but "Perez Hilton" is widely known for demonizing certain celebrities based upon his personal biases. This is a terrible commentary, and I would think your site would be above allowing this guy to "write" a commentary. The article was awful.
mutterhals
I can't believe you would publish something from this parasite.
RYNRGSDL
@ MissSpanky
donatello
The only value in this article is another picture of Ms. Jolie.
Xelene
I still hate Angelina - at least *I* will never forget this permanent scar on the face of planet. Homewrecking whore if there ever was one! And no - she does NOT deserve a free pass for being a better looker than JA
mdesade
First- did the daily beast really think that this was something we needed to read? Hmmmm....., need to reevaluate
Second- I read Perez at his site every now and then, and thats fine because thats what I go there for..., but here I want different
Third- we abrely knwo what gping on with our parents, friends, neighbors, how can anyoen assuem to know who did what to whom and when and how...., its all speculation, conjecture and probably unfair to someone or another....,
Fourth-it does not make any difference to 99.5% of us!
gskillz
I still feel bad for Maniston. Imagine waking up every day knowing that you lost your husband to the most beautiful woman on the planet. Rough times.
dglandroy
Jolie is a home wrecker plain and simple. I didn't like her crazy ass before and I like her even less now. As far as the beauty part, don't believe the hype. Jolie is really not all that pretty. I see better looking women in my day to day life and none of them need to steal a man, they can get their own. There is no glory in having no moral code.
JessiR
I am a regular visitor on this website. Please do not diminish the credibility of the content by putting such crap on it. This article is awful. How long do we all intent to disucss Brajelina's story? Enough! Mr. Hilton please learn how to spell and then to write anything meaningful and useful.
thecolonel
Fantastic. Someone I've never heard of names celebrity infidelities and then draws no conclusion. Winner. Maybe next time he can name dog breeds, or fruits, and tell us how they aren't the same.
Really, Beast? Read THIS, not that?
mickeyitaliano
Did this idiot get paid for this? Are you accepting proper articles? I can NOT believe you guys publish this sycophantic lottery winner based on NO remote value to society except perpetuate rumors of possible gay guys and crude cum drawings on people.
Mary50
Oh my--home wreckers? Really? There is no such thing. The responsibility for cheating is on the married individual and no one else.
P.S. thecolonel--if you haven't heard of perez hilton, you've been asleep for the last several years!
lappy3000
Awesome! Celebrity gossip!! Tabloid tv via the internet. How did this article make it this far? I feel like I'm in a salon listening to bubblegum smacking 17 year olds who are thumbing through the ckeck out stand mags. I'm just waiting to hear someone say, "I know, like, can you believe it? I mean, God . . ."
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