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Is it too late to take back a few envelopes (Angelina)? Or sneak an extra one in (Dev Patel)? Or ask middle-aged Benjamin Button to be my date?
Every year, the Oscar nominations are a smattering of disappointments, well-deserved kudos, and outrageous oversights. Those of us devoted to this stuff can sniff out when voters were paying attention and when they were just being lazy. It’s the difference between sensing that a few dedicated people actually trudged out to every movie—whether or not they could find a date—while others just watched the screeners sent to them in a fancy box and skipped everything else. When the list is announced, I mentally filter a few of the most outstanding hits and misses into the following categories:
Michael Shannon was the only part of Revolutionary Road that made me feel like I was watching something other than an overlong, not particularly great episode of Mad Men.
The Guy They Nominated Just Because They Thought They Were Supposed To
Brad Pitt (The Curious Case of Benjamin Button)
When I saw Brad’s name on the list of nominees, I could actually picture voters just checking his name off on their ballot before throwing their recycling into the regular garbage and continuing on with the other tasks in their thoughtless, color-by-numbers lives. As my friend pointed out, much of the first half of this very, very long movie simply feels like we’re just waiting for Button to reverse age from “old Brad” into “hot Brad.” Aside from wondering when he would take his shirt off (about an hour and a half in), I never felt like I was getting a sense of his character’s interior life. Given that it took me three days to finish watching this movie, I wanted more from him. For my money, Pitt swiped this spot from Dev Patel of Slumdog Millionaire, who was so compellingly believable as the game show contestant with whom an entire country falls in love. (Is he gonna get together with Latika in real life? This is my prayer.)
The Guy They Should Have Nominated and Actually Did!
Michael Shannon (Revolutionary Road)
Like Button, Revolutionary Road arrived in theaters with a steaming side order of Oscar buzz, most of it centered around the “long-awaited” reunion of Kate and Leo (were we really waiting?). How absolutely frigging amazing, then, that voters had the wherewithal to look past the somewhat overhyped two lead performances (well, one was overhyped—I won’t say which) and nominate the incredible Michael Shannon for Best Supporting Actor. His turn as a mentally ill young man who walks into the DiCaprio-Winslet living room and in just a matter of minutes turns their lives upside down was the only part of this film that made me feel like I was watching something other than an overlong, not particularly great episode of Mad Men.
The Chick They Absolutely Should Have Nominated and for Some Unearthly Ridiculous, Possibly Drug-Related Reason Did Not
Sally Hawkins (Happy-Go-Lucky)
I am obsessed with Happy-Go-Lucky, and I am even more obsessed with Sally Hawkins’ performance as Poppy, a schoolteacher filled with a buoyant optimism that’s more hard-won than it first appears. I honestly can’t remember the last time I saw someone create such a fully imagined, totally unique person. She deservedly won the Golden Globe, so I can’t understand how she got passed over for even a nomination. Actually, that’s a lie. I can. I’m guessing it had something to do with the fact that her slot was wrongly given away to Angelina Jolie (à la her hus-friend Pitt in category number one). To be fair, and slightly ashamed of myself, I did not watch Changeling. Okay? I’m admitting it. Maybe she’s amazing. But am I wrong to assume that this movie was 90 minutes of Jolie looking worried in a cloche hat? Let me know. At least I can promise you this: If I were an Academy voter, I definitely would have seen it.
Jessi Klein is a writer and comedian who has frequently appeared on Comedy Central, CNN, VH1, and the Today show. She is currently writing a screenplay for Universal Studios, as well as occasionally drawing animals for her best friend's letterpress card company. She also likes to think she has value as a human being aside from her numerous credits in the entertainment industry.







amantell
I saw both Revolutionary Road and The Changeling. I never thought I'd say this, but I though DeCaprio put in a far better performance than Winslet did. She's got enough natural talent to make a inferior performance by her standards still seem competent. But she seemed too much to be giving a number of line reads rather than emoting from a fully developed character.
Granted, I don't see the same overwhelming sex appeal in Jolie that so many others do, but she gave a fine understated performance in The Changeling. Unlike the characters of Revolutionary Road, who have no real problems other than of existential angst, Jolie's character is contending with a life shattering issue, which she addresses credibly.
Although Klein's made some irresponsible commentary in this article by criticizing an actress who's performance she hasn't seen, she does make a point about the gushing over Pitt's performance in Benjamin Button. There is definitely a sensibility about the movie that suggests Pitt's awesome performance irregardless of one's own opinion. Since I'm likely to see it tonight, I'd rather judge Pitt's acting on my own.
WestWoman
I'm not a big fan of Angelina Jolie's acting, but I have to say that she was very good in The Changeling. As for Bennie Button, that's a movie that just didn't need to be made. The story is pretty stupid (of all Fitzgerald's great short stories, why pick that one?); Cate Blanchett is really quite bad in it. Brad Pitt is best when he's little and old and shriveled. Revolutionary Road? Thank goodness it got overlooked. But The Reader?--get serious. That movie is a big snore. Not a great year for movies. Period.
mward212
I agree Sally Hawkins should have received a nomination but wholeheartedly disagree Angelina Jolie should have been the one left out. I'm not a huge fan of hers but thought this was the best performance of the year. Yes...even better than Ms. Hawkins. Despite what everyone else says...I'd take Anne Hathaway off this list. Not a terrible performance but hugely overrated.
jspark
I watched Happy-Go-Lucky in the theater hoping for a nice light hearted movie, but left thoroughly annoyed at having to watch her for so long. She plays an airhead with no redeeming qualities, bumbling through life unconsciously much like the story. The only scene I liked was the flamenco class and even that was brought down by her insane need for the spotlight. I'm convinced the critics that praise this movie only saw the trailer.
Berengina
Leave Brangelina alone!!!!!!!!
marmitelover
To paraphrase a comment made about Robert Mitchum: Angelina Jolie doesn't so much act, as point her lips at the camera.
Outrageous that she should be nominated in the place of Sally Hawkins.
metafizzicaluv
The subtlety and timing of the humor in Happy-Go-Lucky is perfect. I laughed all the way through. Either Hawkins is just naturally funny or she's a comic genius. Either way, her supporting actors contributed a lot to this, especially Alexis Zegerman. As far as nominations go, I think the issue is that the Academy doesn't usually acknowledge comedies. You'll notice that Hawkins took Best Actress in Musical or Comedy at the Globes though, which was incontestable.
The thing about the Oscars is that nominations aren't just about one performance, especially when there is no clear winner in a category. Sometimes people win for prior work like Denzel Washington for Training Day, Scorcese for The Departed, and Daniel Day Lewis for There Will Be Blood. This year Pitt got acknowledged for his acting in years past and for his make-up work in Benjamin Button. Make-up helped Nicole Kidman win for The Hours, Charlize Theron for Monster, and Hilary Swank for Boys Don't Cry. So maybe it won't be Pitt, but with 13 nominations, Benjamin Button's got to win something.
AgathaX
To JSPark. Yes!!! Happy-Go-Lucky was neither! The trailer was so upbeat, the reviews so joyous I thought I was going to see a happy movie. I had just suffered through Rachel Getting Married --a movie desperately in need of a zombie attack--a few days previously and I needed a little uplift. But no, another movie in need of zombies. Laughing insanely at everything does not mean anything is either happy or lucky, much less funny. In fact, laughing at the wrong moment can make people despise you. Much as I despise the Poppy character, the people who wrote her lines, the director that didn't make her stop laughing and the actress too. Bravo for passing her by.
I cannot speak for Brad Pitt in BenButton--I haven't been ableto motivate myself to see it--but, Dev Patel was robbed. He was excellent in SlumDogMill. And while I don't know that Grand Torino was high art, it was a lot better than many of the films receiving nominations.
YogiBarrister
I haven't seen Happy-Go-Lucky, nor do I intend to. Sally Hawkins' appearance on the Jimmy Kimmel Show this week was more than enough for me.
Spasticula
1) Omit all staged performances, 2) Omit all stage tributes (film montages might still work), 3) Let winners talk longer, even the lowly tech people. Viewers turn in for the occasional, and incresingly rare, decent speech, not a 45 second snippet 4) No more 6 foot tall Oscars as stage decoration, for God's sake, get a new f**king idea, 5) No more gaudy stage design from the 'Carol Burnett Show' era.
Spasticula
Oh, and stop performing the Best Song nominees, and NO MORE Best Song nominations for a song that plays over the end credits (Peter Gabriel - Wall-E). A song used like that has no appreciable effect on a movie experience. The Oscar should point the way to how a song should be used in future movies, not more of this A.M. Gold throwaway crap.
kaicito
Spot on re Happy-Go-Lucky! Sally wuz robbed :-(
Poppy is a brilliant creation, a wonderful, feeling, empathic person, looking at the world with affection. To those who feel she was laughing all the time I can only say you haven't seen this right. Far from being an airhead, her character is motivated by concern for her fellow human beings, reaching out to a small boy in distress as well as to a distraught homeless person. I thought she was full of love and empathy, and I for one was walking out of the movie theater with a spring in my step. Saw it three times, too!
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