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My Funny Valentine

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February 13, 2009 | 6:00am
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leonfreilich

O VALENTINE MINE

She's sweet, she's smart, she's distant,
So how to make her yours?
No formula exists,
Claim vets of courting wars

And yet there is--here's how:
You look in her eyes and state,
"Honey, you really look thin,
And your hair, well it's so great."

This sure-fire formula
Comes with a guarantee
You'll win her hesitant heart
(Though it's never worked for me).

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