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In the strange case of alleged Ponzi schemer Allen Stanford, a new bit player has emerged. It’s an evangelical answer to YouTube, and you’ll never believe the anti-lust videos.
The case of alleged Ponzi schemester “Sir” Allen Stanford, the Texas billionaire, has rocked more than 50,000 customers who fear they may fallen victim in what SEC charges is an $8 billion fraud. One of the more interesting bit players to surface is a website called GodTube. GodTube spokeswoman Holly Taylor says her company’s involvement with Stanford has made “zero business and financial impact” on the website’s parent companies, Tangle.com and Big Jump Media, and insisted that one of Godtube’s funders, VCE Capital Partners, purchased only “a nominal amount of shares,” with Stanford's holdings amounting to 0.5 percent of the company’s total shares.
“Not even fondling in the name of Jesus!” Hines bellowed in his GodTube video. “Not even excessive hugging, lord God!”
So the Stanford connection may not doom GodTube. But it reflects the extent to which Stanford’s alleged fraud is so widespread that it touched even a modest online startup that is emerging as a social-networking hub for young evangelicals.
Many of GodTube’s users are like 26-year-old Marlon Hines of Farmington Hills, Michigan. When Hines wanted to take his self-authored “prayer against lust” to the public, he chose to post it on GodTube instead of the better-known online video-sharing giant YouTube. Tens of millions of users may visit YouTube each month, but the more modestly trafficked religious knockoff guaranteed Hines something no other website could: an audience of like-minded conservative Christians eager for jeremiads against sexual immorality.
Watch the Video Prayer Against Lust
“Oh, lust be rebuked,” Hines bellows in his GodTube video. “Homosexuality be rebuked. Lesbianism be rebuked in the name of Jesus. Masturbation be rebuked in the name of Jesus. Not even dry humping, lord God! Not even any masturbation of any kind, lord God! Not even fondling in the name of Jesus! Not even excessive hugging, lord God! Not even molestation in the name of Jesus. I cast all of these to hell in the name of Jesus.”
Hines’ video prayer might have been ignored on YouTube, particularly because it contained no images, but on GodTube, the video garnered nearly 2,000 hits, a respectable number for a website visited by only 2 million users a month. By comparison, a trailer posted to GodTube of the wildly popular series “Every Young Man’s Battle” earned 2,500 hits. In that video, self-styled evangelical sex counselor Steve Arterburn appears on the Civil War battlefield of Gettysburg with a message for the young and tempted. “The loss of life on this battlefield many years ago was tragic, but the number of young men who fall prey to sexual promiscuity, pornography, and even sexual addiction is much greater,” Arterburn declares. “As a young man, you face a battle, but it is a battle that you can win.”
Those who post videos to GodTube can also form individual profiles much like those on popular socia- networking sites like MySpace and Facebook. From there, they can interact with fellow evangelicals, post and comment on photos, and preview music from Christian pop artists featured by Tangle.com’s editorial team. Users can also browse online ministries from around the country, including those that promise “freedom from homosexuality.”
Though GodTube is only connected to Stanford through a third party, VCE Capital, which had listed one of his companies as a limited partner until removing it from its website on February 18, The Business Insider’s John Carney, who first noted the Stanford connection, wrote “the loss of a limited partner, who may have capital committed but not yet contributed, would likely be a blow to any venture-capital firm in this environment.” But if the extent of GodTube’s investment with Stanford is no greater than the company has already indicated, the holy war against dry humping and excessive hugging will continue unabated.
Max Blumenthal is a senior writer for The Daily Beast and writing fellow at The Nation Institute, whose book, Republican Gomorrah (Basic/Nation Books), will be out this spring. Contact him at maxblumenthal3000@yahoo.com.







connie47
Okay, I read it three times and still don't know what this website has to do with ponizi schemes. Is this guy getting paid for this drivel?
Banjo1
Blumenthal continues his jihad against Christians. Is this his beat, Tina? He can find an angle defaming or ridiculing a faith shared by a billion people in any story he handles (and I wouldn't want to shake that hand, having a pretty good idea where it's been). " . . .eager for jeremiads against sexual immorality," he writes. The gay lifestyle celebrates promiscuity with multiple partners. One sees how Blumenthal would resent any societal pressures aimed at curbing sodomizing and the lethal and economically crushing consequences it has had. But why not ease up on the Christers? Take on the Muslims, next time, Max. They're far tougher on homosexuality, and criticism is not quite as risk free. You might even experience the frisson felt upon entering a bath house and its hazards and perils.
AisforAtheist
Ah, yes, religion is based on peace and love, but if you're gay (or apparently even a dry humper) you will burn in hell. Does this archaic line of thinking make sense to anyone? It is truly sad this in 2009, we still have people clinging on to such primitive belief systems. I would be more shocked by the popularity of Godtube but then again, Paul Blart Mall Cop was the highest grossing movie in the country a few weeks ago. 'Nuff said,
sonofloud
Obama gives our tax revenue to child molesters and superstitious bigots.
Since he not only continued Bush's faith based fraud but actually expanded it, Pope Obama continues his war on our civil rights.
How nice in these dire economic times Pope Obama chose to give our tax revenue to someone who:
%u2022 In remarks two years ago at the university where he formerly taught in Germany, the pope unequivocally equated violence and Islam, setting off a political storm through the Muslim world.
%u2022 Three days after Christmas 2008, he declared that saving humanity from homosexuality was just as important as saving the rainforest from destruction.
%u2022 In January, he revoked the excommunication of four schismatic bishops who, as members of the Society of St. Pius X, refused to accept the teachings of Vatican II; one of the bishops had made a career of denying the existence of Nazi gas chambers and genocide, and persevered in his claims even after Benedict had brought the four back into the Roman Catholic Church.
%u2022 While Jews around the world expressed their disbelief and took offense, Pope Benedict this week precipitated another international storm by appointing as Archbishop of Linz, Austria, the Rev. Gerhard Maria Wagner, known for his statements that Hurricane Katrina was divine retribution for the sins of New Orleans' citizens; that the Harry Potter novels were "satanic"; and that homosexuality was curable.
http://www.thedailybeast.com/blogs-and-stories/2009-02-18/holy-moly-hes- done-it-again/
I can not think of a more blatant violation of the first amendment than giving United States tax revenue to churches.
Either Pope Obama is the dumbest law professor ever or he has no problem putting his personal superstitious beliefs (oh sorry, religious beliefs) ahead of the constitution and all of our civil rights.
RussianHatGuy
I "think" he is trying to suggest that this criminal diverted some of the funds he stole from investors to promote Christian Media or propaganda.
But, this isn't news. Christians having been stealing money from people to promote their propaganda for centuries.
MEMO TO ALL CHRISTIANS ON THIS SITE:
This is Amercia. That means that in the public space no religion should be preferred over any other. One such religion that MANY of us follow is this so called secular or so-called godless philosophy which purportedly has so many evils associated with it:
1. Science
2. Pornography
3. Environmentalism
4. Art and Culture
I can only speak for myself, but I've guided my life along the principles I've learned from studying ALL cultures in recorded human history and I've blended these lessons into a system of beliefs that has little bits and pieces of all great world religions, scientific theories, ancient cultural practices, etc.
Don't get me wrong, Jesus is my man mainly because he showed love to the prostitutes and lepers (the ancient version of strippers and junkies), but every time one of his followers opens their mouth, the forget his most important lessons.
Instead, they use the words of Bible and Jesus to to people how to live theirs lives and control them socially, financially, and reproductively.
YOU ARE NOT GOD AND HE HAS NEVER SPOKEN TO YOU DIRECTLY. IF HE DOES, PLEASE RECORD IT WITH YOUR LAPTOP MICROPHONE.
ONLY THEN WILL I LISTEN TO ANY OF YOUR JUDGEMENTS ABOUT WHAT IS RIGHT AND WRONG IN A WORLD OF NO MORAL ABSOLUTES.
Jesus Christ.
TotalRecall9
Duh, people. Can't you read? "Godtube", a dotcom start-up, was an investor in Stanford Bank.
Banjo1
Generally speaking, people who use all-caps are deranged.
RussianHatGuy
bAnJO1,
it's commonly used for EmPhasiS.
yogalee
Max, lay off of the wacky Xtians! I see only a tenuous sliver of a thread connection between those goofy videos and the Stanford scandal. What is the point of this article and why is TDB fronting this?!
Zugzwang
Not generally speaking, Banjo1. *All* people who type in all caps are deranged. Or at least shouting into the Internet, which is received by everyone else glancing at their post as "ignore what I write."
That said, Blumenthal does seem to have a "beat" here at the Beast. I don't mind that, though the content of this article is pretty thing--it's basically an excuse to say, "Hey, have you guys seen this wacky YouTube knockoff? They compare resisting porn to the Civil War!" It was good for a chuckle.
Banjo1, do you know who else celebrates promiscuity with multiple partners? Straight people. Lots of them. Ever been to a bar on Friday night? College, like, *ever*? It doesn't make it right, mind you, but trust me, straight people fuck just as much as anyone else. You might not notice when you have your hands over your eyes.
By the way, do tell: What are the economically crushing consequences of sodomy? Did buttsex cause the financial collapse? And how would any straight person discover the perils of bathhouses? By wandering in by mistake, thinking it was a "straight" bathhouse?
bobfet1
This doesn't really have anything to do with Stanford, but it's a good excuse to make fun of GodTube
kbmcd2009
What a pointless connection ... Stanford > GodTube > Hines > Blumenthal > pointless Christian rant. Who cares? Go write about something worthy of news.
verysmo
I will pray for all you who have sinned. Just say no, no, no. Call your pastor next time you want to masturbate, he may be able to help you. I am so glad to have found out about Godtube. I think I may be saved.
Banjo1
Zugzwang, check out the millions of lives cut short by AIDS -- these have economic consequences, every one -- and the billions spent squandered looking for a cure that isn't there, money that might have found a cure for cancer by now or at least the common cold. Gay people have way more partners than heterosexuals. Thirty or forty times as many. You probably know from your own experience. If not, a little research might sharpen your thinking.on the subject.
Zugzwang
verysmo--You probably shouldn't tell your pastor or priest what's going on with your penis. You never know what they're doing on the other end of the line.
Despite all my cheek, I actually have some sympathy for the Godtube video. Sex and porn is a very real thing, and there's plenty of people out there who ignore the fact that they have a problem by telling themselves it's nobody's business. I do believe it's nobody's business, but I also believe those people need help.
My problem is the kind of naive hysteria you find among those who would instruct you to find help in faith. Try this: Don't make comparisons between jerking off and the Civil War. Don't claim that economists should be studying the effects of anal sex. And generally, mind your own behavior and let other people mind theirs.
You'll find people take your opinions more seriously.
Thank you.
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