Blogs and Stories
Questions for Obama's Car Czar
To be sure, there is, as yet, no evidence that any of these investment houses did anything illegal in either paying placement agents or, for that matter, in helping finance Chooch. (The film depicts losers from Queens cavorting in Cancun with a fun-loving prostitute. It received no positive reviews, of which this one in the New York Post was typical: “The sort of vanity project that gives amateurs a bad name.”) Like the “shock” expressed by Captain Renault in the movie Casablanca after a croupier hands him a pile of money, the investment houses can express dismay that their agents of influence earned their fees in any nefarious way. After all, the boilerplate in their agreements with their placement agents requires those agents, to quote from the Carlyle contract, to “abide by all laws.”
The money invested in Chooch may present a more difficult problem, because these payments were made many months after the movie had totally failed at the box-office. (Chooch played in a grand total of three theaters, and, in its short run, took in less than $33,000.) So why did these masters of the universe decide to sink their own money in Deputy Comptroller Loglisci’s Chooch? If it was anything other than to make profits from the Chooch enterprise, their investments could be construed as afoul of New York state’s strict antigratuity laws, which are intended to prevent parties from currying favor from public officials by gifting them.
Stay tuned, as Andrew Cuomo pursues the mysteries of placement agents, double agents, enterprise corruption, and other elements in the invisible universe of high finance, which only grow curiouser and curiouser. While Chooch may have been a slapstick comedy about a bag of stolen money, the corruption of an entire pension fund system is no laughing matter.
CORRECTION: An earlier version of this article stated that a Carlyle "top executive" invested $100,000 in Chooch. The article has been amended to reflect that an executive of CarlyleRiverstone made the investment.
Edward Jay Epstein studied government at Cornell and Harvard, and received a PhD from Harvard in 1973. The Big Picture: The New Logic of Money and Power in Hollywood is his 13th book. The sequel, The Hollywood Economist will be published in January 2010.







Thank you.
As a first time user, your comment has been submitted for review. It can take anywhere from a few hours to a day or two for your comment to be reviewed, depending on the time of week and the volume of comments we receive.
Please log in to leave comments.