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The Cheney Media Blitz You Didn't See

Have you noticed that Dick Cheney seems to be everywhere these days? Comedian Andy Borowitz sure has. He tracks the former VP’s recent media appearances, from his slam dunks to his racy topless photos.

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Andy Borowitz is a comedian, writer and creator of the award-winning satire site, www.borowitzreport.com.


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May 15, 2009 | 6:34am
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nickels1

dick cheney is thinking more long term. i think he has written off this cycle and is trying to describe, implant in the public collective an idea that when we are attacked again he can say i told you so. He is building the negative.

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7:42 am, May 15, 2009

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9:57 pm, May 15, 2009
realtime

This is hilarious - especially Celtic Cheney.

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9:13 am, May 15, 2009

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9:57 pm, May 15, 2009
LaurenSegal

Genius. And scarily plausible.

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9:15 am, May 15, 2009

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9:57 pm, May 15, 2009
nickatdabeach

I'll support Dick Cheney to his final breath.

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9:47 am, May 15, 2009
LaurenSegal

Looking forward to his final breath.

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10:01 am, May 15, 2009
thosbart

Final breath? Now there's something to look forward to! I can only hope that he'll breathe in at Leavenworth...

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10:13 am, May 15, 2009
johnnymars

the cardiac celtic fans will need cheneys pacemaker for game 7, pick it up a notch for game 7 mr. vice president, no holds barred!!

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10:05 am, May 15, 2009
HooverBush

Cheney's last breath could be the "Last American Dream".

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11:03 am, May 15, 2009
steff47

Good old Dick is doing every thing he can to put the GOP out to pasture and like every thing he does he does it well. At this rate the republican should be gone by 2012

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12:38 pm, May 15, 2009

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9:56 pm, May 15, 2009

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9:58 pm, May 15, 2009
Francesca1214

From your mouth to God's ears.

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1:49 pm, May 19, 2009
HooverBush

Dick Cheney is a tough guy.
He talks tough all of the time.
He wants to waterboard everybody for his own political benefit.
He used the words "Go F--- Yourself" on the floor of the Senate.
Yup----A real tough guy----Isn't it a shame he wasn't tough when it was time for him to go to Vietnam!

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4:07 pm, May 15, 2009
adlerman

Somebody send the old bastard a couple of boxes of shotgun shells and all the old guys you can find- that should keep him busy for a while- Oh and don't forget the Jack Daniels to get him started.

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6:00 pm, May 15, 2009

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9:56 pm, May 15, 2009
exploora

Here are some more, now some are the same as the other link, but some are worse,
http://www.prisonplanet.com/leaked-torture-photos-published-in-2006-went -largely-unseen-graphic.html

And again there is that space issue, keep all hyphens, when you put the link on.

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3:55 am, May 16, 2009
exploora

more pics
http://www.antiwar.com/news/?articleid=2444

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4:42 am, May 16, 2009
peppermint

While his administration is being trashed daily do you expect him to roll over and go away? You hope he will shut up like the other GOP pols which only means you know he still carries a lot of clout. Look how the Rookie is reverting back to the Bush/Cheney policies regarding Gitmo and the detainees. They are listening to Dick Cheney and finally joining the Real World. Barack has flip-flopped for good reason at last, if only to save his own hide.

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11:26 am, May 16, 2009
Tango121

Good email Peppermint. As an American Mr. Cheney as the right to defend his work as Vice-president. As long has he doesn't reveal secrets, like the bunker under the Vice-president's home.

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8:58 am, May 17, 2009
AStern21

Great Video!? Did Andy Borowitz make the video too?

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8:57 pm, Jun 1, 2009
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