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We'll Miss Mark Sanford

Mark Sanford Mary Ann Chastain / AP Photo Before his career went down in flames, South Carolina’s governor was a wonderfully strange character who could have led a national movement. An elegy for a Southern original.

Plus, read more Daily Beast contributors' reactions to Mark Sanford's flameout.

Don't cry for Mark Sanford, beautiful Argentinean mistress. Cry for the would-be American revolutionaries Mark Sanford has let down.

If Sanford hadn't been brought down by his intercontinental philandering, it would have been something else. The sad fact is that Sanford was too interesting, too smart, and too strange to ever really make it on the national political scene, which seems to demand inhuman levels of discipline and, to put it bluntly, boringness. Even Barack Obama, with his tremendously bizarre and compelling backstory, has remade himself into a square golfing everyman, a nonthreatening Stepford president that we can all embrace. That was never going to happen to Mark Sanford, who was despised by South Carolina Republicans and Democrats alike for his mile-wide independent streak. With his intense distaste for glad-handing and unapologetic contempt for authority, Sanford had the personality you'd expect in a Unabomber-style recluse, not in the governor of a sleepy Southern state. And that's why America needed him.

Mark Sanford had the personality you'd expect in a Unabomber-style recluse, not in the governor of a sleepy Southern state.

For the last few years, Sanford's name has been floated as a serious Republican presidential contender. Those days are gone, of course, but it helps explain some of Sanford's more controversial recent moves, including his dogged effort to use a large chunk of federal stimulus dollars to pay down South Carolina's state debt. Whereas several other Republican governors preened and postured over their opposition to President Obama's stimulus package before greedily grabbing the cash, Sanford declared war on state legislators who wanted to use the funds to pay teachers and otherwise maintain basic public services in the state, one of the country's poorest. This was clearly designed to fire up the talk-radio right, but it was also a sincere expression of Sanford's admirably dogmatic small-government beliefs.

Back in 2002, when he was first elected governor, Sanford was the darling of D.C. libertarians. As one of Newt Gingrich's foot soldiers in the House of Representatives, he acquired a reputation as a budget-cutting cheapskate who, with his friend and ally Ron Paul, constantly railed against pork-barrel spending and the overweening power of the federal Leviathan. Despite his small fortune, Sanford slept in his congressional office. And his tightfistedness extended to the running of his first gubernatorial campaign, when he reportedly hunted for loose change and haggled over office supplies. His enthusiasm for school choice and firearm ownership also won him kudos from the right wing. But Sanford's total inability to play nice with the legislature stymied his most ambitious efforts, including a long-term plan to roll back South Carolina's state income tax.

All the same, Sanford's libertarian bona fides were real. In March, Michael Brendan Dougherty wrote a fascinating profile of Sanford that, on close examination, could have killed his presidential ambitions then and there. Sanford railed against the Federal Reserve; when asked about Michael Phelps’ arrest on drug charges, the governor rolled his eyes. And he seemed to be launching a critique of the Bush Doctrine when he told Dougherty, "I don't believe in preemptive war," a categorical statement he later inched away from in a rare bout of political cowardice. For me, though, the most telling part of the profile came at the end, when Dougherty noted Sanford's total lack of interest in University of South Carolina basketball and his inability to use basic sports metaphors. Given the macho cast of American conservatism, this might have proved a fatal flaw. His recent public weeping won't help matters.

As Sanford slinks away from the public eye, antiwar libertarians have lost their best hope of building a national movement. The 2008 uprising of Birchers, hippies, and raw-milk enthusiasts that fueled Ron Paul's quixotic bid for the White House was looking for a leader, and Sanford seemed to fit the bill. Now he'll instead spend his days doing who knows what—he'll write a book or play golf or maybe smoke a bowl while cradled in the arms of some dark-eyed South American siren. Which, when you think about it, doesn't sound that bad.

Reihan Salam is a fellow at the New America Foundation and the co-author of Grand New Party.


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June 24, 2009 | 6:07pm
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6:39 pm, Jun 24, 2009
pricklypear

Are you saying he is "hot"?

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9:51 am, Jun 25, 2009
Deschanel

Obama's backstory is "tremendously bizarre"? I can't imagine what sort of petty mind would characterize his interracial and international background as "bizarre". It's an absolute asset, a positive.

Sanford's "admirably dogmatic" in his efforts to starve his state of money and ..education? Public services? Throwing thousands out of work? How is this "admirable"? Oh, because he believes in abstractions like 'small government', and is absolutely callous towards his constituents and the consequences of his screwing them badly at a time when they could use some constructive help.

I'll agree the guy's a "character"- a selfish, ideological, deceitful hypocrite sort of character, someone with a history of attacking other politicians for their extramarital affairs, someone sanctimoniously extolling the sanctity of marriage while skipping Father's Day to go be with his mistress, lying all the way. What a disgrace.

And really Tina Brown, why does the Beast publish trash like this?

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6:51 pm, Jun 24, 2009
rowland

Your head is so far up your own ass you'd need a shovel-ready government bailout to remove it. He deserves everything that's coming to him, but your sanctimony is sickening.

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7:48 pm, Jun 24, 2009
spinozareader

Sanctimony?
What qualifies Deschanel's reasonable comment as sanctimonious? (Unless,perhaps, you KNOW that Deschanel is also a wealthy, but stingy, rigid ideologue and deceitful hypocrite who attacks other politicians for their trysts while he himself hooks up with a mistress in an "exotic" locale.) Then maybe you have a point...(But that suggests that you may be stalking Deschanel??? Most unsettling.)

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9:10 pm, Jun 24, 2009
JLF1200

There's nothing 'sanctimonious' about calling a out hypocrite. Infidelity happens on both sides of the aisle, but only the GOP tries to leverage their supposedly superior morals in the political sphere. They deserve to get burned every time one of them slips up. If this trend continues, maybe someday they'll come back to earth and form a party based on ideas and solutions rather than "values."

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2:30 am, Jun 25, 2009
piktor

Mr. Salam, you call Gov. Sanford " too interesting, too smart, and too strange". I call him a lying crook. In the presser he was asked if he and his wife were separated and he said "not formally".

This public statement from Mrs. Sanford: "We reached a point where I felt it was important to look my sons in the eyes and maintain my dignity, self-respect, and my basic sense of right and wrong. I therefore asked my husband to leave two weeks ago."

http://tinyurl.com/lv7nqq

Add to the list of Sanford eccentricities "shameless serial lying crook".

Thank you.

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6:56 pm, Jun 24, 2009
carolinajenni

in south carolina, there is such a thing as a formal seperation. it is a legal document that is filed with the courts and it starts the clock ticking on the months of legal seperation before being granted a divorce. he wasn't lying merely being specific: yes, in one sense of the word, they are seperated because they aren't living together; no, because no legal papers have been filed.

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3:50 pm, Jun 25, 2009
penalcolony

In the immortal words of the late Thomas Waller: Won't you get off it, please? Sanford is a crackpot, as even casual observers of his career know. His belief that he could get away with the Argentinian trip differs only in scale from his many other refusals to participate in reality when it fails to please him.

Look at that press conference; he is lecturing us all as he weeps and confesses, just as he has ranted at campaign workers who fail to use both side of index cards. Calling such a person "admirably dogmatic" shows an almost masochistic willingness to excuse serious flaws of character in the service of ideology.

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7:01 pm, Jun 24, 2009
GVidal

This guy was the ultimate hypocrite....an "pro-family ????" ant - gay fool of a hypocrite you should resign as should most idiot GOP senators who think just like him. This the the REAL faced of the Republicans. Limbaugh, Sanford, Craig, Ensign, Bachmann and Palin. What a fools party.....

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7:11 pm, Jun 24, 2009
Seaweed

Oh,.... ha-hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Another "conservative" family values hypocrite bites the dust. He should at least recieve a card from John Ensign for knocking him off the top of the hypocrite scumbag of the week list. What is wrong with these people?

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7:12 pm, Jun 24, 2009
GVidal

Sanford is a fool and only fools will try to put icing on this fruitcake.

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7:15 pm, Jun 24, 2009
goldengateview

Republicans,

Take your FAUX piety and fcuk off. You are a disagrace to this country with your constant misuse and abuse of the Bible for your own twisted, selfish purposes. Enough already!

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7:16 pm, Jun 24, 2009
cbeenthere

Didn't you already strike out today,Mr. Salam?

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7:34 pm, Jun 24, 2009
spinozareader

A lot of the more extreme right-leaning respondents often allude to some mysterious "Kool-Aid" drinking that they claim is affecting the political judgment of middle and left-leaning folks.
After reading this piece, and some of Mark McKinnon's pieces, can I just say here--and unequivocally--that Reihan and Mark MUST BE sipping from an effing righteous batch of way stronger Kool-Aid than anything we "libs" have in our sippy cups.
Their stuff makes 'em mistake a turd for an Easter egg.

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10:01 pm, Jun 24, 2009
liviapeacock

I second your remark!

Maybe, finally, Democrat lawmakers will discover that they are not actually bad, immoral and pie-in-the-sky Pollyannas and once and for all have the guts to stand up to Republicans tactics on the hill and pass our health care reform!!!!

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10:26 am, Jun 25, 2009
mredder4

Has it even been confirmed yet if the mistress is a woman or possibly a man?

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10:15 pm, Jun 24, 2009
spinozareader

Given his rather homophobic bent, he deserves no less than a cross-dresser.(Hoping any cross-dressers reading this would enjoy the delicious irony in that situation.)

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10:31 pm, Jun 24, 2009
oliverckerr

J. Edgarina, the Fascist Pervert of Dirt was a secret cross dresser who loved to choke himself half to death on Clyde Tolson's underpants.

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11:38 pm, Jun 24, 2009
oliverckerr

Sad to see a man proclaiming all the people he hurt.

Note Sandford's forehead, wrinkle full. The Tree of Know Ledge is above your brows. Skids on the ledge (the legend) are lines of worry.

But this activity - man/woman has been going on for thousands of years. It isn't new. He appears a fool, not by any stretch presidential. Next case.

We need to renew our politics. From the bottom up, we should support and elect only those people who are not affiliated with any political party.

Lets not forget Billy Clintstone pants askew in the Oval Office, so there is plenty hypocritical activities to go around.

We need to dump 535 Members of Congress. All must go. We need to start over. That is the lesson. The 535 have put us behind the eight ball for trillions of dollars!

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11:33 pm, Jun 24, 2009
AlwaysOptimistic

I suggest you read the Governor's emails to his mistress. In one he refers to himself as being like Richard Chamberlain's character in the "Thornbirds"...I think you could say Sanford is just a little more than "strange", maybe "narcissist" would have been more accurate.

Hypocrisy thy name is Republican.

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9:23 am, Jun 25, 2009
pricklypear

Hollywood made him do it.

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10:19 am, Jun 25, 2009
kenhighcountry

Reihan, do you even believe what you write?

"Sanford had the personality you'd expect in a Unabomber-style recluse, not in the governor of a sleepy Southern state. And that's why America needed him."

Yup, a sociopathic loner is just what the country needs.
Beautiful.

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9:45 am, Jun 25, 2009
Downriver

SALAM WROTE: "Sanford declared war on state legislators who wanted to use the funds to pay teachers and otherwise maintain basic public services in the state"


Miss him, why?? I don't think so......... Salam might,though, because it's less fodder for his usually inane columns.

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9:53 am, Jun 25, 2009
pricklypear

"Cry for the would-be American revolutionaries Mark Sanford has let down."

This is why I think he should stay in as Governor.

But most of all, I hope the best for his wife and children.

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10:18 am, Jun 25, 2009
doko84

what the hell is wrong with reihan salam??

he should hike his ignorant bald ass to another website

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10:20 am, Jun 25, 2009
pricklypear

It is better to have diversity of opinion. You would think.

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10:21 am, Jun 25, 2009
fk4711

At least the "boring" Obama is faithful to his wife and does not drag his children through the mud. Sanford called out his sons' name one by one. Thank god, it's summer vacation or else the kids will be ridiculed and bullied in school so badly that it will scarred them for life as if their father's scandal is not bad enough, he has to mentioned them one by one and say how much he loves them. When he went on and on praising his wife of 20 years who stood by him and manage his campaign, and how remarkable his 4 boys are, I kept screaming at the TV "Then why did you do this to them???!!!" So why? it's all come down to pampered, privileged, middle-age white (conservative, mostly, at least recently), who have all the power and perks, but just think they deserve a bit more more. If you cannot stand the grueling legislating session, then get out of the kitchen altogether. If you want to get out of the bubble, then let your staff and the lieutenant governor know where you will be. Have you ever heard of a hardworking manufacturing worker, or a waitress who can just jet away and go on a romantic rendezvous with his or her lover? Granted, he wasted all his vacation time crying away, what a shame. All I can see is a self-center egoistic man that put himself first and his family second. I don't know how anyone can be sympathetic to this hypocrite? I am certainly not.

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11:06 am, Jun 25, 2009
doodahman

Oh, now you're an expert on S.C. politics, too. Uh huh.

The problem is not that potential GOPig leaders fail you. It's that none of you boneheads are smart enough to spot a phony when he's bs'ing right in your faces. That's what makes you GOP supporters-- your gullibility. It comes from thinking that the world revolves around ideology, when in fact ideology is just a smokescreen that predator politicians put up to rope in stupid supporters. Why are they stupid? It's inherent in people who base their positions on ideologies-- they substitute somebody elses' over generalized forumulations for actual THINKING, or the consideration of OBJECTIVE FACTS. Or what us non-ideological thinkers call "Reality Based Thinking."

Why not shut up for a while until you have something valuable to contribute? Hmmmm?

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11:33 am, Jun 25, 2009
connieboyd

It's remarkable how Salam tries to turn even this most recent Republican disgrace into an opportunity to take a shot at President Obama.

As for his attempts to twist Sanford's defects into virtues, no comment is needed.

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12:33 pm, Jun 25, 2009
matoko

Surrender Reihan.
People that can actually, like, read aren't going to buy your conservative failmemes.
Why don't you trott these over to Beck or BillO and see if you can get the lefthalf of the bellcurve to buy them?

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7:15 pm, Jun 25, 2009
billyboy949

I'm guessing that some editor failed to find the humor in Mr. Salam's original submission being crafted in Crayola's, but scanning in the original piece instead of typing the text, would have tied this joke of a tribute together a bit better.

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12:55 am, Jun 26, 2009
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We'll Miss Mark Sanford

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