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Joseph Conrad vs. Lauren Conrad
ANSWERS:
1. A (Joseph) B (Lauren)
2. A (Lauren) B (Joseph)
3. A (Lauren) B (Joseph)
4. A (Lauren) B (Joseph)
5. A (Joseph) B (Lauren)
6. A (Lauren) B (Joseph)
7. A (Joseph) B (Lauren)
8. A (Joseph) B (Lauren)
9. A (Joseph) B (Lauren)
10. A (Lauren) B (Joseph)
WHAT YOUR SCORE MEANS:
10/10: You're, like, totally a genius.
8 or 9: You're too smart to be watching The Hills.
6 or 7: Put the remote down and read a book.
4 or 5: You could have your own reality show.
3 or less: The horror, the horror.
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wait... you mean to tell me that Lauren Conrad's not a literary genius?!?
oh, thank you, Daily Beast -- you've saved me just in time, i was *this* close to writing my thesis on LC.
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Ummm ... what's the point?
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Easiest test I have ever taken.
I've never hated anyone as much as I do the cast of 'The Hills'
Poor Joseph Conrad. Comparing him to his descendant is one of the more unforgiving examples of poetic justice that I have ever seen. :(
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I believe that should be "3 or fewer."
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