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What Bernie Should Read in Jail

If I Did It book cover If I Did It. By O.J. Simpson. 256 pages. Gibson Square. If I Did It
by O.J. Simpson

The Department of Corrections hasn’t decided yet where Bernie’s going to serve his prison term. But what if it’s the federal facility in Lovelock, Nevada? There’s a chance that he’ll wind up sharing a cell with O.J. Simpson, who happens to be one of my favorite authors. If he and the Juice are going to be roomies, Bernie may want to bone up on O.J.’s oeuvre, and If I Did It, his “fictionalized” account of his wife’s slaying, is a great place to start. Another promising topic for a conversation he might have with O.J.: In America, how come it’s easier to get away with murder than stealing sports memorabilia?

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July 6, 2009 | 8:26am
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rickjr82

Make him join Mary Kay.

Muhahahaa!

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1:53 pm, Jul 6, 2009
greengirl

He should read the Bible.

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8:38 pm, Jul 8, 2009
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What Bernie Should Read in Jail

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