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What Bernie Should Read in Jail

The Tipping Point book bag The Tipping Point. By Malcolm Gladwell. 304 pages. Back Bay Books. $14.99. The Tipping Point
by Malcolm Gladwell

No reading list for a businessman—even an incarcerated one—would be complete without a book by Malcolm Gladwell. The subtitle of MG’s breakthrough 2000 tome is, “How Little Things Can Make a Big Difference,” and in Madoff’s case, that little thing may be the spoon he uses to try to tunnel his way out of jail. But failing that, Madoff might consider using his time behind bars to write a Gladwellian blockbuster of his own; instead of Outliers, how about Liars? Or, instead of Blink, Clink? I’m just trying to be helpful.

 

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July 6, 2009 | 8:26am
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rickjr82

Make him join Mary Kay.

Muhahahaa!

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1:53 pm, Jul 6, 2009
greengirl

He should read the Bible.

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8:38 pm, Jul 8, 2009
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What Bernie Should Read in Jail

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