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What Bernie Should Read in Jail

Marley & Me book cover Marley & Me. By John Grogan. 320 pages. Harper. $7.99. Marley & Me
by John Grogan

This choice may seem kind of random, but Bernie needs at least one heartwarming book to see him through all of those grim days ahead. And who doesn’t love that adorable pooch Marley, for heaven’s sake? Have you read this thing? Marley is such a mischievous scamp. He chews up clothes and stuff!

 

 

 

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July 6, 2009 | 8:26am
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rickjr82

Make him join Mary Kay.

Muhahahaa!

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1:53 pm, Jul 6, 2009
greengirl

He should read the Bible.

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8:38 pm, Jul 8, 2009
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What Bernie Should Read in Jail

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