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What Bernie Should Read in Jail
Marley & Me. By John Grogan. 320 pages. Harper. $7.99.
Marley & Me
by John Grogan
This choice may seem kind of random, but Bernie needs at least one heartwarming book to see him through all of those grim days ahead. And who doesn’t love that adorable pooch Marley, for heaven’s sake? Have you read this thing? Marley is such a mischievous scamp. He chews up clothes and stuff!
John Talks Joe

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Why America Must Learn to Bow

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Going Rogue: The Index

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The Cheney Media Blitz You Didn't See

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Ashley Dupré in Exile

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Make him join Mary Kay.
Muhahahaa!
He should read the Bible.
Thank you.
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