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Beckham's American Dream Dashed

If Terry Byrne was Beckham’s best friend, Cruise and Holmes had turned into the Beckhams’ favorite couple. Victoria had attended the Cruise/Holmes wedding in Italy (David missed out due to soccer commitments), and Cruise and Holmes had sat with Victoria in the stands at Beckham’s title-clinching last game at Real Madrid before staying out to celebrate until 6 A.M. the next day. When Victoria picked the Beckhams’ house on San Ysidro Drive in Beverly Hills, it was less than five minutes from their new neighbors, Cruise and Holmes. David even acknowledged that Cruise had influenced the decision to name the Beckhams’ third son Cruz. “I must admit, when we met Tom, I remember turning around to Victoria and saying, ‘Cruise is a great name, but we could spell it different,’” Beckham told me. “And also living in Spain, Cruz spelled the way it is in Spanish. So that’s why we got it.”

Did Beckham have any interest in joining Cruise as a Scientologist? “No,” Beckham told me. “It’s something obviously I respect, because Tom’s explained to me and Victoria what it’s all about, but he’s never turned around to us and said, ‘That is what you should be doing,’ because he would never do that.”

Of course, the more time the Beckhams spent with Cruise and Holmes, the more skeptics questioned whether Cruise saw David’s vast global appeal as a potential vehicle to spread the message of the Church of Scientology. Cruise was a vocal believer in Scientology, the controversial faith founded by the science-fiction writer L. Ron Hubbard, and Holmes had become a Scientologist before marrying Cruise. The faith had gained a measure of popularity in Hollywood—members included John Travolta, Kirstie Alley, and Lisa Marie Presley—but in some countries (Germany, for one) government officials viewed the church as a dangerous cult. Did David Beckham have any interest in joining Cruise as a Scientologist? “No,” Beckham told me. “It’s something obviously I respect, because Tom’s explained to me and Victoria what it’s all about, but he’s never turned around to us and said, ‘That is what you should be doing,’ because he would never do that. He and Katie have their beliefs, and I totally respect that, but me and Victoria have also got our own.”

In Beckham’s interactions with Cruise, at least one conversion had taken place, however. “I think Tom’s getting into soccer,” Beckham said, flashing a wide smile. “He’ll send me a message after every game that I’ve played now, and he’ll say: What an amazing game!” If Beckham could have the same effect on a few million other Americans, then the Beckham Experiment might just have a chance.

That Cruise had flown all the way from Berlin to attend the party suggested how important the occasion was for him. Yet the presence of Will and Jada Pinkett Smith as headlining cohosts was more puzzling. Will Smith was one of the most bankable movie stars in Hollywood, an entertainer blessed with reservoirs of charisma, but neither he nor his wife had more than a cursory relationship with the Beckhams, and nothing close to the ties that Cruise and Holmes had. Although Cruise and Holmes would regularly be seen with the Beckhams in the months ahead—hosting them at their home in Telluride, Colorado; spending Thanksgiving together in New York City; joining them in Napa Valley wine country to celebrate Victoria’s birthday—the Smiths were rarely, if ever, spotted with the Beckhams by the paparazzi that constantly followed them.

The main bond that Will Smith did share with the Beckhams—and with Cruise and Holmes—was their representation by the Creative Artists Agency. CAA was the most respected and feared talent agency in Hollywood, with clients that included Brad Pitt, Oprah Winfrey, Sean Penn, Julia Roberts, and George Clooney, among dozens of other A-listers. In large part due to its relationship with Simon Fuller, it was crucial for CAA to ensure that the Beckhams made as big a splash as possible upon their arrival in the United States. On July 16, CAA had hosted a welcoming bash for David at its new Century City headquarters, an eight-floor, $400 million building that people in the movie business had nicknamed The Death Star. (CAA employees were reportedly instructed beforehand to line the staircase and clap for Beckham upon his arrival.) And while it was fun to imagine that Holmes and the Smiths had made all the arrangements for the following week’s party as cohosts, CAA had in fact organized the event and handled all the preparations, including the gold-embossed invitations.

When you’re the most powerful agency in Hollywood, there are no limits to how much you can orchestrate when it comes to hosting a party for David and Victoria Beckham—most of all the celebrity guest list, which was almost entirely CAA-affiliated talent. It was glitz by association, a classic case study on how to package foreign stars as A-list American celebrities. Yet when U.S. viewers saw breathless coverage of the party leading off the following night’s editions of Entertainment Tonight and Access Hollywood, the word “CAA” was never mentioned. What they saw was “the party to end all parties, welcoming the Beckhams to the upper stratosphere of Hollywood,” highlighted by the money shot: David and Victoria posing with Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, and Will and Jada Pinkett Smith.

Somewhere, Simon Fuller smiled.

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August 17, 2009 | 10:51pm
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hazygoldfish

Lame article--and a couple weeks, perhaps a year (decade?) too late. The Beckhams can be boring, annoying, even dim but they are entertainers (sport, music, fashion) and marketers.. nothing more/nothing less, and it doesn't seem like they ever claim to be much else. They enjoy their celebrity and handle it much better than most through ups and downs, and there have been plenty since Victoria's ONE HOUR show in 2007. Surely something of notice has happened since then? American Idol, Becks' return to the England team, AC Milan's desire to keep DB, fashion line....? Perhaps next time focus on what makes this couple such an enduring force after 10 years in the public eye.

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12:26 am, Aug 18, 2009

NaturalBlonde

Maybe now they'll leave the States (in my dreams...).
I've had more than enough of the two of them...especially Posh.
Ugh. But now she's got that gig on Idol. Please go away!

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12:53 am, Aug 18, 2009

djanimaequeen

I hear you. I hated her as a spice girl and these last two years have added insult to injury. Good thing I don't watch idol anyway. There should be a quota on how many people with annoying british accents should be allowed on the judge's panel. I don't get how a no-talent hack like posh is qualified to judge up and coming talent. Oh well, it's the beginning of the end for idol. Good riddence!

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2:33 pm, Aug 18, 2009

sophia5

I'll miss Posh's smile that lit up a room.

Or was it her glued on sneer that brought darkness.

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9:32 pm, Aug 18, 2009

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5:02 pm, Aug 18, 2009

ArielAZ

Maybe they failed because they are soooo BORING. Two ice cold fish. Didn't they hear that in America you are liked if you are friendly, open and laid back. Maybe it's too late for that. They got stuffed long ago.

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3:26 am, Aug 20, 2009

KarenF444

Well, they got terrible advice. This is not the first time there's been a big push for soccer in the US but its not ever going to work. Baseball is the national sport in the US and it takes up a huge amount of sports space. 14 major league teams with 162 games in the regular season plus play-offs plus World Series. Football, basketball, hockey. One big star isn't enough to establish a new sport.

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1:14 am, Aug 18, 2009

roger37

Not only that, soccer sucks as a sport. The whole action really hinges upon someone committing a violation of some kind (with everybody faking injury) so you can get a free kick. (And it's really hilarious when some candyass with a kicked shin gets carried off the field on a stretcher.)

It's so easy to defend because of the offsides rule (easily corrected by a blue line like in Hockey), and games often end in ties, or in shootouts in tournament play, where a kicker gets some attempts against a lone goalie. Offensive team skill of the sport has little to do with it.

I was in the UK during the World Cup one year, and I would estimate that 80% of the games at that level of competition ended in shootouts.

In the UK, it's a form of hypnosis, with working-class Brits staring drooling at the telly waiting for somebody to screw up on a rule. Meanwhile, fans at the venue are "hooligans" beating the crap out of each other. Really classy.

Soccer will never be big in the US in its present form

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1:48 pm, Aug 18, 2009

missbike

roger 137, get out of the recliner and go run laps in the mud in the rain for a few hours. Then maybe you can say something meaningful. The armchair quarter back can't understand a sport based on viewers who participate.
Well roger37 -
And who do you think watches American football if not the "working class" Americans who never lifted a finger at sport in their lives? The remark about kicked in the shin gives you away. How do you think any athlete gets knee ligaments torn? But if it's an American taking lateral force to the shin it's So Manly!
Go get a clue.

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7:56 pm, Aug 18, 2009

roger37

I would wager, missbike, that I have seen more international soccer, in more countries, than you. And I have played the sport. And it sucks.

It's really based upon violations that result in free kicks. I would guess (nobody keeps stats) that half of goals scored are due to kicks based on penalties, and of the other half, many of them are based on corner kicks.
Well-executed offensive plays are rare.

And when some pussy gets humped off the field by 2 stretcher bearers, he usually jumps right up. I have also seen a dude run out on the field when some guy is bleeding from a spike wound, and they treat it right there. Oh-h, the horror!

In years of watching soccer, I have never seen a player blow out a knee. That doesn't say anything about the "manliness" of the sport (you brought that up), but it does show the length of theatrics to which players will go to get a foul called.

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10:51 pm, Aug 18, 2009

roger37

...and BTW, your post consists of personal attack, but you don't discuss the criticism of the sport---the dependence on fouls to get free kicks and the totally stupid offside rule. How 'bout addressing the issue?

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1:18 am, Aug 19, 2009

MariosRight

I didn't even know there were national soccer teams in America until Beckham came with the big fanfare. I could care less about soccer or the Beckhams.

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1:56 pm, Aug 18, 2009

clearthinker

I agree with roger37pretty much never, but I am completely on board with you this time my brother. Soccer will never make it in the U.S. Its been tried before when Pele' was so popular but never took off. It's a cute sport to send your five year old out to play, but never will be taken seriously.

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9:14 pm, Aug 19, 2009

missbike

Oh, excuse me! Those are all the mens sports that have co opted the schools as a farm system and screwed over American education.

The womens sport is overwhelmingly soccer! You may see more of others, the spin offs of mens programs - but soccer was the sport that germinated Title IX. Why is Mia Hamm an idol and her team mates names all known? And why did the Womens World Cup sell out completely in the USA? To stands crammed with women and girls who know the game.

American MEN are the only ones in the world too wimpy to go out and get it on with no pads, helmets, or long rest stops. Every body else rocks it.

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7:45 pm, Aug 18, 2009

thankulord13

You need to get a life. What makes this country so great is the fact that we can complain about soccer without worrying about be hung in the public square. So what if these people don't like soccer big deal. Now besides Mia Hamm who else is famous for women soccer. Now basketball is more popular worldwide than soccer and football.

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8:49 pm, Aug 18, 2009

roger37

Oh, your agenda is women's soccer. That's different. Same for women's hockey and women's basketball. They pay more attention to passing, teamwork, and the fundamentals of these sports.

But men's soccer is boring.

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10:53 pm, Aug 18, 2009

koyaanisqatsi

missbike,

MEN "go out and get it on with no pads, helmets, or long rest stops" by playing rugby. Women play too, but not against men! But since you are mouthing off, I'll put the LA Galaxy against the Womens World Cup champ and they'll beat the women to death. These sports evolved as men's sports, taking advantage of the athletic attributes men excel at. Quickness, speed, strength. Men have those attributes, women don't.

But I'm glad you enjoy soccer or any other sport as woman's sports. You're point of sports co-opting schools as farm systems is well-taken, but is no longer restricted to men's sports. And this is sad. My local High School is ranked in the top 5 locally (pride?), but is only mid-pack academically (no shame!). I ask why and how is this allowed to continue.

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11:52 pm, Aug 18, 2009

djanimaequeen

Missbike
you really should give up. Americans as a whole don't like soccer and we don't like that it's called football everywhere else. There's nothing you can do about it. Hating soccer is as American as apple pie.

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4:01 pm, Aug 19, 2009

pjuliano

I thought the women's sport was overwhelmingly whatever it is they do in the WNBA. I mean, I assume they play basketball, but has anyone really ever seen it? If a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? If women play basketball will anyone care?

Oh, right, and soccer. Are they still trying to get that to stick in the US? Soccer should pool funds with the American Hopscotch League, the Gathering of Chess Playing Americans and the WNBA to call someone who cares.

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9:06 am, Aug 22, 2009

deegeezee

okay, Grant, so what's your point? congratulations, you've successfully recounted their short history in America. now say something.

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1:27 am, Aug 18, 2009

Granite

The Beckhams went bust because they were so oversold in the first place!. Cruise and Smith had nothing to do with the Beckhams lack of appeal.

There are not enough soccer fans in the US to get excited over Beck's arrival. And Victoria is icier than the Ice Queen of Narnia.

They did a couple of stiff, wooden, boring interviews. And those Armani ads made them seem even more aloof and cold.

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2:40 am, Aug 18, 2009

djanimaequeen

Bingo!

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2:35 pm, Aug 18, 2009

MurrayAbraham

The topic doesn't require four pages. I didn't get past the third paragraph.

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4:32 am, Aug 18, 2009

deegeezee

you didn't miss anything.

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7:35 am, Aug 18, 2009

MariosRight

First page was enough for me!

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1:57 pm, Aug 18, 2009

clearthinker

yeah, I read the headline and got the point.

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9:15 pm, Aug 19, 2009

Chicago48

The Beckhams are elitist, rich snobs with no personality, but Simon Fuller, producer of AI, is determined to hoist them on the American public.

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6:55 am, Aug 18, 2009

missbike

Elitist? Two people from poor backgrounds who've done well? I don't think Beckham went to Eaton.

Beckham is a very nice guy. The Posh is swell headed from her earlier 13.5 minutes, but more silly than anything.

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8:03 pm, Aug 18, 2009

apparently

I am certain some celebrity-starved country will be happy to have them, but I, for one, am happy to see them leave the front pages of American webpages. While he might be one of the great footballers, she's incredibly boring and overrated.

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8:38 am, Aug 18, 2009

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8:54 am, Aug 18, 2009

oldpunk

Football ( Soccer ) will never work in the USA because the TV company's do not like 45 minutes between Commercial breaks.
Cable has a few channels & ESPN will show the odd game,but American sports are all based around the TV. Timeouts every few minutes, you can not really do that with Football & Money is everything.90 minutes without a commercial?
Beckham is past his prime and wanted to make a little more cash over here ( He knew he was getting to old for the English Premier. He was Captain of England ,but past his sell by date.
I admit i was surprised on how high the quality of the game is over here.But like lots of countries your not good enough to get past Brazil, or Argentina.But i hope you will do well next year in South Africa.


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9:33 am, Aug 18, 2009

amapola101

Wrong time, wrong place, wrong mood.Angelina and Brad, even though everyone does not like them, they respect what they are doing, For Habitat,children etc. All this glamour, overposhed, icons, is over for now. You have to mean something more. The day he was in his underwears (In a picture or poster.),in a morning show, and something else was happening,I left thinking, this is reality??To see this guy s body.Great body, but people are sick of this propaganda.Overdone !!They should be doing charity, and working for some organization,helping.If they are no one knows enough about their good works.

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10:55 am, Aug 18, 2009

missbike

Good works? What do you think Becks does all day? That he just shows up on Sundays to play a match?
Those NFL guys who go around to do PR in the guise of charity are third string, injured reserve, or waiting it out to retirement.
Do you expect your doctor, lawyer, or local truck farmer to throw over what they do for a living and "do good works to pass some arbitrary moral bar you set? Although many doctors and lawyers do so and don't brag.

Mr Beckham is busy, and if he does charity work it isn't publicized. And it shouldn't be. Only a mean old Church Lady would write such a thing!.

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8:24 pm, Aug 18, 2009

crymeariver

I don't know about his wife, but Beckham does a lot of volunteering work with kids. During his Today's Show interview he said after he retires, his dream is to run a kid's charity full-time. He seems like a pretty o.k. guy who came from a middle-class background, made it big and hopes to give back to his community later on in life.

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2:55 am, Aug 19, 2009

AmericanPravda

Three things wrong with this twosome:

They're overrated
They're overhyped
They're overhere!

(with apologies to RitaRita)

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11:17 am, Aug 18, 2009

Embers

Can't we just keep David Beckham's left foot here and send the rest of him back to England with that frigid bitch wife of his?

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11:34 am, Aug 18, 2009

marinersarenumber1

If we could rename him "Kicky Spice" would he deserve our love?

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11:45 am, Aug 18, 2009

FawnLiebowitz

The Beckhams are more interesting when covered by the British entertainment press, which is overall a much better read than our stateside rags

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12:11 pm, Aug 18, 2009
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