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Chef Horror Stories
Exploding propane tanks! Coked-up celebrities! Oprah meltdowns! An emergency order for Tyra Banks! From Rachael Ray to Paula Deen, the world’s most famous chefs reveal their most stomach-turning moments.
The second-annual New York Wine and Food Festival swept into the Big Apple this past weekend, attracting more than 40,000 attendees with precious few hitches. But the food world also has its hazards. The Daily Beast got the world’s best-known chefs to share their worst kitchen horror stories.
Sam Talbot
The Surf Lodge, N.Y., Top Chef Semi-Finalist
I’d never been a Hamptonite, so last summer when we opened the Surf Lodge in Montauk, on the eastern tip of Long Island, I wasn’t familiar with the setup or how things worked. During a Friday night on either the first or second week, the propane tank ran out of gas, which is how we cook everything. It’s 8 p.m., the restaurant is full—there are 300 reservations in the books. I freaked out. My sous chef freaked out.
Someone happened to know a guy with a 200-pound propane tank at his house. So we took every chef in the kitchen—nine of us in total—and we jumped in a 1967 Pinzgauer, which is a European, Humvee-like military vehicle, and sped over. Actually, we left one guy to make cold salads. Lots of cold salads. And the servers poured as much Champagne as they could.
The nine of us loaded the propane tank into the back, and then lurched our way back to the restaurant across bumpy roads. Those things are highly explosive—it had to be the most dangerous thing I’d ever done. But we were back at it within an hour.
Paula Deen
Food Network’s Paula’s Home Cooking
l was on the Oprah show when I dropped a glass bowl in my mixer. I didn’t know whether to shit or go blind.
Dave Martin
The Culinary Loft, Top Chef contestant
So I did the birthday party for a very, very famous celebrity who shall remain nameless. It was great; we had all this food. And then everyone kind of disappeared later in the party and then I found out what everybody was doing: drugs. It’s people that are supposed to be good and healthy and clean and their reputation is great, but then actually behind the scenes they are doing what everybody says they are doing. You want to think that that’s not really happening or give the person the benefit of the doubt but then you meet them and it is what the press and media is saying. There’s this whole meal, and they just push it around the plate and you see what’s happening in the bathroom later.
Rachael Ray
30-Minute Meals, Rachael Ray television show, Everyday with Rachael Ray magazine
When you’re president, one of the things they tell you specifically is not to cook. But I’ll never forget cooking with President Clinton on my show supporting my Yum-O charity. He wanted to make turkey bouillabaisse so that he could show families how to get more veggies in their children’s’ meals. I thought was really cool.






spotted
Gotta love Paula Deen:
"I didn't know whether to shit or go blind."
wingsabre
Sandra Lee's not a chef. She's not even a cook, since she doesn't cook on her joke of a show. It's just assembling stuff out of the box. She can't even cook. Although, for an article of kitchen horror story she kinda fits the bill since she's a walking kitchen horror story.
It's a sad day when the Beast considers her one of the world's best known chefs. Julia Child's probably rolling in her grave right now.
ApresSki
Paula is the most colourful chef out there! She is too funny with her Southern expressions . . . go blind?
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legion
Here's a real anthology book on chef horror stories:
Don't Try This At Home: Culinary Catastrophes from the World's Greatest Chefs
nuzzybear
Oh come on, Rachel - how is that a horror story? What, did the bouillabaise boil over, catch fire and the President had to use fake eyebrows for a month?
spotted
Agreeing to prepare a "Turkey" Bouillabaisse is the horror - it sounds like a crime against nature.
nuzzybear
You'd think the Secret Service would have put a stop to something like that... dove in front of the simmering pot before the Commander in Chief took a taste.
deegeezee
Tyra's not preggers; she never drinks.
devilsadvocate
What was the point of Rachael Ray's story?
spotted
It shows just how dull she is. Ick-O!
jarussell
Dull? Maybe.
Hot? Absolutely!!!!!
nickmagoo
Blech. Cute face maybe, but listening to her is like nails on a chalkboard. And frankly, dull ain't hot.
jarussell
The garbage truck in my town used to have a saying written across the back...
"Your garbage is our bread and butter."
or in other words....
De gustibus non est disputandum.
CitizenBloggerX
I moderated a food forum at a Georgia based hunting and fishing website, Those guys and gals loved Paula Dean some even making special trips to her restaurant in Savanah, That is until I informed them that she was a die hard Democrat !! You'd of thought somebody had poured acid down their thoats, I was called a liar and other assorted words but when they found out I was telling the truth, They refused to even speak her name, The south will never change !!
kconwaycole
Paula Dean's a Democrat -- I love her even more! A good cook, funny, and has a soul!
nclark499
Rachel Ray, Paula Deen, and Sandra Lee have never claimed to be chefs - they are cooks and are up front and honest about it.
I don't think there was any point really in this entire article all the way around. Although I will say at least Paula Deen made me laugh.
rhonda1309
Hope its not true that Paula Deen is hooking up with Kate Gosselin for a talk show. Paula Deen has enough good things happening, hope she doesn't get messed up with that control freak bitch.
anacalvertkilbane
hold the phone -- paula deen curses?
prettyscary1
Paula Deen is such a riot...she smokes her brains out and cusses like a sailor! She is one bawdy broad ...ya'll...and one smart cookie
betsy1829
ok sorry but Rachael- that was a HORROR story? Hmmm...I guess our definitions on horror are vastly different.
pastrydude
I love Paula!!! Rachael? what? I worked as chef for years, Ive had the fire surpetion systion go on befor a banquet, cut a vain in my hand while getting ba banquet out loosing blood fast and still had to finish it just giving comands to the dishwasher my blood would not get near the food. oh the list gos on.. peace all
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