Robsessive Compulsive

Twilight star Robert Pattinson’s ethereal good looks and off-screen love life have given the tabloids fresh blood. Barbara Spindel on the sexiest vampire alive. Plus, Nicole LaPorte on watching New Moon as a Twilight virgin.

Robert Pattinson doesn’t just carry the blockbuster Twilight film franchise on his creamy, slender shoulders. The reluctant superstar has also become a cash cow for a gossip industry gorging itself on the epic are-they-or-aren’t-they or did-they-or-will-they romance rumors surrounding the 23-year-old Brit and his co-star Kristen Stewart.

Pattinson, whose most prominent part before landing the role of vampire Edward Cullen was as Cedric Diggory in two of the Harry Potter films, seems poignantly ill-suited for fame. Listening to his commentary on the Twilight DVD, you can practically hear him cringing as, forced to watch himself onscreen, he natters on about his appearance—rather than discussing, say, the movie—mocking everything from his “flat head” and “bouffant” to his “effeminate hands” and “sculpted eyebrows.” He is famously awkward with journalists: Shortly after being launched into the spotlight he told GQ, “During interviews I’m literally shitting my pants. I don’t want there to be a silence because I’ll start crying.” Even after a year of massive celebrity, he recently referred to himself as being “still like a deer in headlights,” and in the cover story of Vanity Fair’s December issue, timed to the release of New Moon on Nov. 20, he says, “I’m trying not to drown.” Furthermore, there are persistent reports that he does not shower. And yet, and yet, and yet...

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“Robert has been very good for business this year,” says Dan Wakeford, editor in chief of Life & Style Weekly, in an interview. “We’ve had a huge spike in sales by putting Robert on the cover. He’s been one of our two top-selling subjects consistently this year.” (The other? “It’s no secret we like the Kardashians.”)

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• Video Gallery: Before They Were in TwilightWakeford thinks that Pattinson’s obvious discomfort with fame—and the fact that he avoids “the cheesy Hollywood limelight”—has only increased his appeal. “His little-boy-lost act attracts the soccer moms who want to save him and mother him, and it makes the teenage girls feel like they could actually date him,” he says. “The reader feedback we get—these people are obsessed with him!” (“Robsessed” is the term used to describe his rabid fans; it’s also the title of a documentary on Pattinson released this week.)

Mark Pasetsky, managing editor of OK!, says his magazine has also seen a Pattinson bump, particularly when the actor is paired with Stewart, although precise sales data on recent covers won’t be available for several months. “We definitely do better with them on the cover week after week,” says Pasetsky, who estimates that OK! has devoted “10 or more covers” to Robsten since the beginning of the summer. He describes reader fascination with them as “unlike anything I’ve seen in years” and calls RPattz’s fanbase “one of most loyal I’ve ever seen. One of the big reasons they love him is he doesn’t come across as a cocky actor. He’s really down-to-earth, a musician, very relatable.”

Gossip blogger Perez Hilton, who scrawls cute heart doodles on the photos he posts of Pattinson and who has cited OK! in particular as “schizophrenic” for its whiplash-inducing coverage (“Engaged!” and “Split!” screamed two recent covers), tells me that he isn’t surprised by the celebrity weeklies’ unremitting coverage: “He sells. It makes sense. They’re being smart.”