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Too bad he took on a third term—Bloomberg missed his true calling. In a performance for the annual Inner Circle charity dinner, New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg took center stage as an aging hippie named “Berg” in a musical spoof alongside the cast of Broadway’s Hair and Jersey Shore’s Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi and Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino. The performance poked fun at multiple close to home subjects including The Post, his position in City Hall and even Governor Paterson—who was portrayed as the captain of the Titanic. After the performance, Snooki tweeted “Just got done chillen with nycmayor” and “I showed my hair poof for mayor B!” Bloomberg seemed equally smitten with the pint-sized reality star, calling her “very nice and cute.”