With America’s most notorious baby mama since Jamie Lynn Spears, the GTL poster child, and the most notorious drunken
YouTube Hamburglar as three of its contestants, the upcoming season of
Dancing With the Stars is chock-full of talent. Bristol Palin, Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino, and David Hasselhoff are joined by
Dirty Dancing’s Jennifer Grey, R&B singer Brandy, '90s pop star Michael Bolton, comedienne Margaret Cho, ex-NBA player Rick Fox,
The Hills’ Audrina Patridge, and Mrs. Brady herself, Florence Henderson, for the show’s 11th season. Though one could easily assume who might have more natural rhythm than others (who would dare put Baby in a corner?), according to her dance partner Mark Ballas, Palin is not one of them. He told
iVillage that she “needs to work on moving her hips and not being shy to be sexy and sensual and womanly.” Where’s Levi Johnston when you need him?
Dancing With the Stars
premieres on Monday, September 20 at 8:00 p.m. EST on NBC.