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Nice to see that French President Nicolas Sarkozy has his priorities straight: According to Jonathan Alter's new book, The Promise: President Obama, Year One, French first lady Carla Bruni-Sarkozy once bragged to Michelle Obama that she and Nicolas kept a head of state waiting while they had sex—and then she asked Michelle if she and Barack had ever done the same. "Michelle laughed nervously and said no," Alter writes. Some think the head of state in question was the Queen of England, although the Sarkozys are famous for being late.