10. ‘If You Like Me, That’s Because Of My Mom’
Stephen Colbert paid a heartfelt tribute to his late mother on Wednesday night’s episode of ‘The Colbert Report.'
9. How to Uninstall McAfee Antivirus (NSFW)
In the latest of John McAfee’s crazy antics, the eccentric millionaire explains how to uninstall his antivirus software. His method? Guns, drugs, and a harem.
8. John Oliver Skewers Paula Deen
The Daily Show host wasn’t buttering up the embattled celebrity chef on Thursday night. In a segment aptly named ‘Fried and Prejudice,’ Oliver ripped into Deen for her racist comments, offering plenty of cheesy food puns and an overripe Southern accent.
7. A Rap-tastic Mario Theme
The Roots’ Black Thought was spitting fire like he had just leveled up on ‘Fallon’ Wednesday night, dropping a short rap about the ‘life and times of a mushroom trooper.’
6. Romancercise with John Mayer
This just might be the apotheosis of “Prancercise.” When you thought Joanna Rohrback’s viral dance workout had reached its cultural climax, along comes this beautiful collaboration that will make you fall in love all over again.
5. Deaf Toddler Hears For the First Time
Three-year-old Grayson Clamp is the first child in the United States to receive an auditory brain stem implant. When the device was turned on for the first time, Clamp’s surprised response was heartwarming, adorable, and definitely worth seeing for yourself.
4. Ellen Dons Madonna’s Corset
Now we know the real Ellen DeGeneres. On Monday’s episode of Ellen, Madonna showed up wearing something rather, well, Madonna-esque (read “highly unusual and just a little kinky”). When Ellen was similarly outfitted, the host cheekily said, “I finally feel like myself.”
3. Miss Utah’s Face-Palm Moment
Miss Utah was the talk of the web following the Miss USA competition, not for taking home the crown, but for giving one of the most awkward and incoherent responses in pageant history.
2. Ron Burgundy Is Back
Your favorite San Diego news team is back and better than ever in Anchorman: The Legend Continues. The movie hits theaters December 20, so until then, stay classy America.
1.‘(I Wanna) Channing All Over Your Tatum’
Get your mind out of the gutter! OK, put it back in the gutter. Although Jimmy Kimmel, who premiered this music video, claims to not understand what this song is about, we think the suggestive lyrics, sexual imagery, and general hotness of Channing Tatum gives us some idea.