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Biden's Motorcade Involved in Car Accident
Did a driver cut off Vice President Joe Biden's motorcade en route to his taping for The Daily Show with Jon Stewart? That's what one witness is claiming after two cars collided at 49th Street and 10th Avenue in New York City. Biden was being escorted by an entourage of police escorts and security detail when an unmarked cab reportedly cut through the motorcade. Three people were injured, including two members of Biden's team, though initial reports indicate the injuries are minor. The vice president was not harmed. This is the third injury accident involving Biden's team in the last week.
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Plantagent
See people, it hasn't even been a year since Bush is out of office and already we have a terrorist attack on the vice president himself. I guarantee you that the cab driver was a Muslim. This goes to show that democrats are not equipped to protect us, we are all doomed.
jus1drun
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bonkus
Oh man Plant - I just remembered that new years party in Brooklyn last year! you had so many mammary glands on your face I thought you'd suffocate!
Remember, after the Jager bombs how we got all romantic in the starlight?
You kept saying my beard was tickling you - and I told you your stubble was making me itch? Then we made love all night to Brooks & Dunn and watched the sun rise over the rooftops...
Between all the "fun" and the liquor, I can't quite remember, but I can't shake the feeling that at one point you leaned over me and whispered "I love you" - then you snorted more of the "good stuff" and roughed me up a little...
Then in the morning we both pretended like it didn't happen...remember?
You're a real Jerk, you know that?
Say "Hi" to your wife for me.
flux88mph
HAHAHAHA, LOL. Please respond Plant. There's nothing that I love more than to see dumb fucks like you squirm at confronting the sexually duality that exists in all of us.
One things for sure terrorist actually frighten people like you less than that.
Plantagent
You're disgusting! I'm 11 years old and homeschooled, I'm telling my parents!
daveinboise
Is the video on You Tube yet?
diamondgrl
Plantagent is right on the money. I wish we could go back to the way things were. Now Dick Cheney, there was a real Vice President. He would never get into a stupid accident because he wasn't a clumsy doofus like Biden. Glenn Beck says that Biden is getting into accidents just to distract us while Obama secretly sells the White House to Communist Islamofaschists. I'm not saying that's the case, but isn't it convenient that the liberal elite ivory tower mainstream media isn't reporting it?
hfb1053
You posted that as a joke, right? You can't really mean it, right? The one part I do agree with is that you're doomed; definitely.
SocialSecretion
Well, I don't believe that is really plant. He normally spells his/her name correctly with an additional 'e', right?
jojo12
Plant: GET A LIFE!
khepri
I am growing weary of these code orange terrorist attacks. Can we create a citrus that is red? Code pomegranate? Code Beet? (Would take some genetic splicing, I know.)
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See...I KNEW we shouldn't have decided to move KSM's trial to New York!
Dillon
It's safer for you to go stridin'
Than ride in the fleet of Joe Biden;
The accident rate
Means his ship of state
Will be rechristened Poseidon.
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nightdragon09
Alright, so let's recap the lesson of the day students... The Daily Show, hosted by Jon Stewart and airing on COMEDY CENTRAL, is apparently a "real" news outlet where it is perfectly fine for our national leaders to make appearances and do interviews.
Next thing you know, Obama will be appearing on the Rachael Ray show with his newly appointed "chef czar"!
lordastral
It is a way of getting screen time. No different than McCain showing up on Letterman - after standing him up.
Letterman is hardly news, but McCain knew that a lot of people watch Letterman, and he would be friendly to McCain, or would have been. Look at Palin on the Oprah show. I was surprised she could get that close to a black person without developing some sort of rash, but it got her screen time to hawk her book.
By the same token, Stewart would be a friendly venue for Biden to regurgitate talking points for the viewers fo that show.
That's political life
Plantagenet
And if Biden's 3 car accidents in one week wasn't bad enough, Obama's home teleprompter that he uses to tell him what to say at the dinner table also malfunctioned......
http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/35164_Onion-_Obama_Home_Teleprom pter_Malfunctions
Demdisorder
i'd luv to give you a backrub, plant
Demsdisorder
hahaha
hfb1053
Plantagenet - Aren't you going to challenge Plantagent to a duel over the pseudo-use of your handle?
tolatetocry
Plant,
that was hilarious, the onion is far funnier than SNL
Demsdisorder
i think old Joe just fell off the wagon. DWI cover up
hammer
One could argue that if he wasn't wasting taxpayers money on a political satirical show this accident wouldn't have happened. Why not save money and just do a teleconference. How many millions did it cost to get the jets out, the limos and the security to hold a ten minute fluff conversation. This simply reinforces people's perception that the government is a big sinkhole for taxpayers hard earned money.
nortonclybourn
Nice to see you sticking up for reckless gypsy cab drivers in New York City. We know all about your friendships with these sleeper terrorists from Islamic countries. Now you're putting up a smokescreen for them. Why do you hate America so much? America wants to know.
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DakLak
Maybe the errant driver was deaf and didn't hear the sirens.
MaeQueen
What dunderheads! But the silver lining we don't have to hear Biden's attempts to express a rational thought for a while...ah, the silence is truly golden!
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