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Charles Barkley Chasing Sex

Basketball player Charles Barkley has a novel excuse for his New Year's Eve DUI arrest: sex. "I was gonna drive around the corner and get a b**w job," he told a cop in Arizona after he was pulled over for driving through a red light. "He told me that he ran the stop sign because he was in a hurry to pick up the girl I saw get in the passenger seat," the officer wrote. "He then explained that she had given him a 'b**w job' one week earlier and said it was the best one he had ever had in his life." Barkley was taken into custody, where he offered to get the name of a police employee tattooed on his butt.

Posted at 1:40 PM, Jan 2, 2009
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2:56 pm, Jan 3, 2009
GreenFrog

This is an unnecessary article. I respect the Daily Beast because of it's ability to weed out this kind of article.
Dang, this disappoints me.

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10:53 pm, Jan 3, 2009
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