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Fat-Draining Murderers Caught
Check the ingredients label on your bar of soap: Three men have been arrested in Peru for killing at least five people and then possibly selling their body fat to European cosmetic and pharmaceutical companies. The men, part of a gang with six other men still at large, were found in the jungle near human remains and two jars of fat. They reportedly drained corpses by severing their heads and limbs then hanging up and heating the bodies in order to let fat drain. There's no actual proof of the fat being sold, though, and experts say that fat for cosmetic procedures is easily available from living patients. "I can't see why there would be a black market for fat," said one professor of plastic surgery.
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tolatetocry
Oh, dear God!
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n--Y--maladaptednightdragon09
LOL you ain't kidding... I should open up a liposuction clinic... it's practically a gold mine!
FatFreddy
Bad link.
Wouldn't their organs be worth more?
magoo363
I was wondering how Rush was losing his weight.
sungod23
This has "hoax" written all over it, along with a not-so-veiled reference to "Fight Club".
nortonclybourn
Urban Legend alert.
spotted
Maybe we should contemplate moving from petroleum fuels and return to blubber, only this time from land-whales.
We could have lipo-diesel cars that would be recharged by eating at the drive-thru window.
The possibilities are limitless!
nightdragon09
Not a bad idea spotted... although I'm sure that would bring some pseudo-hippies out in protest, and they'll end up starting a "Save the Land-Whales" movement...
Then next thing you know, Discovery will be airing "Land-Whale Wars", where the hippies attempt to stop the Japanese from attacking American cruise ships and harvesting a wealth of blubber from the all-you-can-eat buffet sections.
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