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Birth Certificate

Hawaii: Here It Is

Of course the crazies won’t be placated, but: Hawaii officials have reconfirmed the veracity of President Obama's birth certificate. The official who examined the document made a terse statement (he probably had better things to do), saying, "I ... have seen the original vital records maintained on file ... Barack Hussein Obama was born in Hawaii and is a natural-born American citizen." He then added, "I have nothing further to add to this statement or my original statement issued in October 2008 over eight months ago." It is worth noting that Hawaii law prohibits the release of a birth certificate "to anyone who does not have a tangible interest," according to the Associated Press. Will this story please go away?

Posted at 12:04 PM, Jul 28, 2009
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mattbenzor

In your face Right-Wing extremist jihadist what next his mother is'nt white.....! Now all these republican racist congress men You look real stupid along with your racist group of jihadist extremist.

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12:28 pm, Jul 28, 2009

Cymatic

I finally figured it out. These rednecks don't actually know that Hawaii is part of the United States!! That's the only logical explanation.

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3:10 pm, Jul 28, 2009

vchaircis

When do you think they caught on to Alaska?

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6:58 pm, Jul 28, 2009

mcmchugh99

Republicans are just a delusional Southern faction led by the C Street Boys, and God told them all that obama was a Kenyan Muslim "Manchurian Candidate".

I was once a Republican when I was younger, but I will never vote for them again. I won't even listen to them any more, because everything they say has a Southern accent, even though I realize the Dems are often crooked, too. But the Republicans have just turned into garbage.

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12:31 pm, Jul 28, 2009

wmaaytah

That Southern accent, sadly, has come to symbolize backwardness, redneckness, and sheer ignorance. Now about this idiotic debate, once a wise man said: "I never argued with an idiot and won that argument" and that applies perfectly with this insane issue. Another story I heard as a kid that befits this discussion, if you want to call it that: An idiot and a normal person saw an animal from a distance and were guessing which kind of animal it was. The idiot insisted it was a goat and the normal said it was a bird. A minute later it flew away. The idiot squirmed and screamed at the normal guy: I don't care it flew, it's still a goat. In a nutshell, let's stop arguing with these nutjobs about this nutty nonsensical issue. Nothing will convince them and the reason is that sensible people just don't argue with nuts. Now, I'm gonna do something better with my time and go get me some salted nuts that are more intelligent than these Republican nuts.

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6:24 pm, Jul 28, 2009

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8:19 pm, Jul 28, 2009

davidu94607

"It is worth noting that Hawaii law prohibits the release of a birth certificate "to anyone who does not have a tangible interest" You would think Mr. Obama himself has such an interest? So why doesn't he get a copy and show us? Now that would end all the nonsense! Especially the name of the doctor and hospital so they could be cross-checked. The ball is he Mr. Obama's court.

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12:36 pm, Jul 28, 2009

johnnynyc

He did!!!

He got what Hawaii issues everyone!!

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12:57 pm, Jul 28, 2009

davidu94607

Obama released a CERTIFICATION AND NOT A CERTIFICATE. Like I said who the the doctor and where was the hosiptal.

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1:04 pm, Jul 28, 2009

ThinkAgain

You honestly don't realize how absolutely ridiculous you sound do you? Get a life or go crawl back under your rock.

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1:11 pm, Jul 28, 2009

davidu94607

Could be? But I have a certificate stating that I was born in Saginaw (MI) at St. Mary's Hospital and that the first man that ever touched me was A.A. Claytor M.D. Where and who was the first person to touch Mr. Obama.

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1:24 pm, Jul 28, 2009

pr54321

Conservatives love this type of argument. Remember when "the ball was in Saddam Hussein's court" to prove that he DIDN'T have weapons of mass destruction? Of course you can't prove a negative, but that didn't stop the Bush Administration from asserting over and over again that if he COULDN'T prove that it WASN'T true, then we had to assume that it was. Remember?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Negative_proof

Pay close attention to the "Burden of Proof" section.

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1:45 pm, Jul 28, 2009

davidu94607

pr54321, you got it all wrong. Showing a CERTIFICATE AND NOT A CERTIFICATION is proving a positive. Either Mr Obama has a CERTIFICATE or he has not. AND I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT A CERTIFICATION.

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1:53 pm, Jul 28, 2009

pacifistgunslinger

Let's look at the words: CERTIFICATE/CERTIFICATION. My BA from a respectable university is a CERTIFICATE that proves my CERTIFICATION as a Bachelor of Arts. The two words are, in most repects, interchangeable.

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2:35 pm, Jul 28, 2009

pr54321

No, you've got it all wrong. Because Obama has already submitted proof of his citizenship, the quality of which would be accepted by any reasonable person under any other circumstances, your argument shows all the signs of BEGINNING with the assumption that his presidency is illegitimate, and it therefore demands that OBAMA, not YOU, prove YOUR allegations, that he is an illegitimate president, incorrect. That's the argument from ignorance. In other words, you're demanding evidence from Obama, meeting YOUR standards of proof, that his presidency ISN'T illegitimate. Making an illicit assertion and then raising the standard of proof each time a new piece of evidence is introduced is one of the time-honored ways of trying to destroy a political opponent.

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3:03 pm, Jul 28, 2009

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4:38 pm, Jul 28, 2009

pr54321

"in this country anyhow"

More importantly, it's true logically. If you make an assertion with a burden of proof that exceeds reasonable limits, then it is your responsibility, not the accused party's, to prove the assertion. This argument, after all, isn't about a document. It's about whether Obama meets the qualifications for his office. If you assert that his proof of qualificiation is invalid, then it's your responsibility to provide evidence for your assertion. The birthers can't provide such evidence, I'm sure, and so their assertions are meaningless.

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6:20 pm, Jul 28, 2009

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6:39 pm, Jul 28, 2009

motocattoo

My birth certificate is a typewritten statement on hospital letterhead stating the vital stats and my parents names an birthplace. I was born in Japan during the occupation to American citizens. Are you saying I am not an American since my birth statement does not meet your criteria? It us good enough for the USA to issue me a SS number and passport.

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7:05 pm, Jul 28, 2009

Ritarita


Your argument
Is rational pr-
Therefore meaningless.

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7:36 pm, Jul 28, 2009

jrbecker74

pr54311,
Let us for a moment accept your argument that the burden is on the "birther" to prove Obama is not qualified. Ultimately, the birther can only be vindicated or proven wrong by the information contained in Obama's vital records. The same records that the Hawaii director of health says he has seen.

The problem is that President Obama will not let anyone look at the vital records.

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8:25 pm, Jul 28, 2009

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12:12 am, Jul 29, 2009

dcbooknurse

No, it would not end the nonsense. There would be yet another demand for yet another document, and another, and another, and another.....

The truth is there is no proof that Birthers will accept. Obama knows this and is refusing to play their game.

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1:19 pm, Jul 28, 2009

davidu94607

This is one Birther who would shut up if I saw doctor and hospital. Have a good one!

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1:32 pm, Jul 28, 2009

JDK-JDK

@dave

So should Obama placate to every fringe belief from now on?

The Hawaiian government says he is a citizen, has was born there. Why should anyone listen to nutty people who won't accept this?

You are a fruit loop if you're still harping about this tripe.

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2:19 pm, Jul 28, 2009

cbeenthere

davidu94607
You demand to know the hospital and doctor. Well, the doctor who delivered me has been dead for forty years and the hospital I was born in was closed converted to condos ten years ago. My birth certificate was a daguerreotype with my footprints on it, a process no longer utilized. Birth certificates or certifications have evolved over the years, and what was valid then (technically) may not even be valid now. My children's certificates are not anywhere as charming as mine. No footprints and beautiful handwriting alas; only computer type and a blue and red mass produced seal of the District of Columbia. I am sure neither we have would pass your muster. So you be sure and have a good one, and shut the hell up !

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2:37 pm, Jul 28, 2009

cbeenthere

Also davidu
I am sure you would be able to find no shortage of people who would say the condos that replaced the hospital where I was born was never a hospital. Just because THEY do not know it as anything other than condos and, they, of course, know everything. Ignorant, selfish people will do anything to hide the fact that they aren't masters of the universe.

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2:58 pm, Jul 28, 2009

davidu94607

cheenthere
I am not demanding anything. Merely stating without doctor and hospital then I wonder. Mr Obama was born in 1961 and I do not think Hawaii was using a daguerreotype at the time. It seems like you have your CERTIFICATE. My doctor has been dead for some 40 years, but there are still records in Michigian of his existence, likewise the hospital. You google my doctor's name and you will find a school with his name. The most chaming thing about my certificate is the block which states "Was mother's blood tested for shphillis?" Then you will see a type "Yes". Sadly, there is no answer just the fact the blood was tested. So if I am the wacko you think I am, at least I have an excuse.

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3:31 pm, Jul 28, 2009

cbeenthere

daviddu94607
The VDRL test was still, by law, being given when I had the last of my children in 1972, and nowhere is there any mention of this test on their birth certificate issued by the District of Columbia. Their certificate is very succinct, and states that they indeed were live born ,my birth last name, and where they were born-- WDC, US. It is only slightly bigger than a SS card.That is it. This is what they took to the Dept.of State when they applied for and received a passport. Apparently the certification from the hospital is what YOU yourself are going by, not your birth certificate, since it is loaded with nonsense, including the possibility of a deep dark hidden secret (NO, you don't have an excuse, if your mother had venereal disease, you both would have been treated--the LAW then, (and since those two particular dreaded diseases are under control, no longer required) in addition to the nutty info.on who the first person to touch you was.

PS Not everybody has a doctor who has a school named after them they can trace back, and not every hospital is still in operation- why do you think the government got involved, and issued birth certificates with info. derived and certified from the then sources. There are no state archives that could possibly hold all the information that would be needed to trace this info. ergo one short concise form issued at birth by the govt. Compri- or maybe your mother got a false negative, and you do have an excuse.

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5:26 pm, Jul 28, 2009

elldeen

If you still have to see a copy despite reading the above article, then you are a complete and total idiot. So there is nothing that Obama can produce that will be good enough for you - and people just like you!

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1:39 pm, Jul 28, 2009

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4:44 pm, Jul 28, 2009

JohnnyAces

davidu94607

do you know that you're actually suggesting that we are dealing with one of the largest conspiracies in our nation's history?

.....so the State of Hawaii, the US Govt, the CIA, and FBI etc etc are all in this together?? This means that you believe one of two things:

1. The above entities know that Obama is not a US citizen and have conspired to hide that information OR

2. The above entities are not sure of the truth and have no way of finding out?

Pick one. Either way it proves you're a halfwit.

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2:44 pm, Jul 28, 2009

jrbecker74

You're right, David. This would be one of the largest conspiracies in our nation's history, but you're wrong about the possible explanations.

Your option one is based on a false premise: the US government, CIA and FBI have not gotten involved in this matter and wouldn't know about the authenticity of Obama's birth certificate.

That point aside, here is the statement from Hawaii Health Director, Dr. Fukino, as reported by the AP:

"I ... have seen the original vital records maintained on file by the Hawaii State Department of Health verifying Barack Hussein Obama was born in Hawaii and is a natural-born American citizen."

This statement implies (among other things) that there are vital records on file with the state of Hawaii that contain information about Barack Obama. These are the same records that Barack Obama has spent hundreds of thousands of dollars in legal fees to keep from being released to the public.

Now I am not a rich or powerful man like president Obama, but even if I were, I think I would choose to release my birth certificate (vital records) to the public for two reasons:

1. If I held the highest public office in the land, I would do everything I could to assure the American people that I met the minimum qualifications to hold that office.

2. Releasing the document requires much less time, energy and money than keeping it concealed.

Any rational person would do the same, unless of course the negative consequences of releasing the certificate outweighed the cost of concealing it.

We can safely conclude from the president's decision to conceal his vital documents that the cost to conceal his birth certificate (and transcripts, school work, college applications etc.) are less than the negative consequences of releasing them.

This begs the question: what could those consequences possibly be?

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6:38 pm, Jul 28, 2009

vchaircis

Umm, the guy above you, "wmaaytah", they guy who says, "I never argued with an idiot and won that argument". I think he was refering to you.

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7:02 pm, Jul 28, 2009

sanagelosia

everyone should really just callm down. david was obviously joking.

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7:09 pm, Jul 28, 2009

cbeenthere

What is funny about david's posts? He apparently is extremely troubled by his birth information, especially since he is still wondering why his mother had a test for a venereal disease, which did not state the outcome of the test. He does not seem to be aware of history at the time he was born, and why his mother was tested. Poor soul. So he is demanding that the President do something to cure his problems by buying into the birther bs.

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9:21 pm, Jul 28, 2009

cbeenthere

To clarify David appears troubled by his own birth information that he is in possession of, not President Obama's. I noted no sarcasm in his posts, after all, he is one of many who are still calling out for the President to put forth what the President already has, and then goes on and on demanding more. If he is joking, then all of the "birthers" have been joking, and now O'Reilly, Coulter et all are backing off, oh, and they have been joking all along too. Puleeze., but not surprising.

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9:54 pm, Jul 28, 2009

InDenver

Sounds like officials in Hawaii are getting defensive. Further evidence they are hiding something. This may be even bigger that we previously thought.

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12:37 pm, Jul 28, 2009

elldeen

This story will go away when the wack jobs on the right come up with another nutty claim about President Obama!

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12:39 pm, Jul 28, 2009

ThinkAgain

Hmmmm. Find a few nutjobs, suggest everyone who doesn't agree with you is that nutjob and proceed to flail away. That's so much easier than trying to get people to buy into your agenda once they discover you forgot that somebody has to pay for it.

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1:07 pm, Jul 28, 2009

leetz1

The story will go away when the media stops giving a megaphone to every kook with an outrageous opinion that will gain ratings and readers and when we as readers/viewers stop giving these kooks the time of day. So, uh, I guess it's not going away anytime soon.

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1:14 pm, Jul 28, 2009

susanmoore

I agree with david, it would appear that Obama would have an interest in releasing his birth certificate, so this controversary would go away--why won't you request it be released Obama?????It is this reluctance on your part, that fuels this doubt.RELEASE IT OBAMA.

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1:29 pm, Jul 28, 2009

NDM1973

Tax the stupid-a lot. This will end any deficit problems for generations.

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1:32 pm, Jul 28, 2009

JohnnyAces

In that case davidu94607 would certainly be in the top tax bracket.

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2:30 pm, Jul 28, 2009

cbeenthere

Sounds fair to me.

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3:05 pm, Jul 28, 2009

susanmoore

People can be "bought off" to say anything.It is the real proof that us "crazies" want to see--WHAT is so hard to understand?As being born in the U.S. is a requirement to be president, we would like to see the actual birth certificate--not just a certification that he was born in Hawaii. I bet you that I could go to Hawaii and pay someone to write me a certification of birth in Hawaii.

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1:33 pm, Jul 28, 2009

ncc81701

The one common truth about people believing in conspiracy theories is that they do not accept any evidence that disproves their theory, and at the same time are willing to accept all the lies, imaginations, fantasies, and impossibilities as indisputable proof of their conspiracy theory. In short no amount of facts and evidence will convince these people that believe Barrack Obama was a natural born citizen ( both by birth within Territory of the U.S. and by birthright as the son of a citizen). If Jesus himself came down from heaven and told them Barrack Obama was a natural born citizen of the United States, they'd just make something up to claim that Jesus was part of the conspiracy. There is no end to these people.

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1:36 pm, Jul 28, 2009

NDM1973

They'd crucify him :)

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1:47 pm, Jul 28, 2009

sanagelosia

NDM1973....your comment is the funniest i've read all day.

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7:10 pm, Jul 28, 2009

Granite

We should stop referring to them as birthers and call them what they really are, Reality Deniers.

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1:43 pm, Jul 28, 2009

meglon978

we can do that, as long as we agree "reality deniers" is code for "total fraking morons'

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1:51 pm, Jul 28, 2009

Ritarita


I think
We'd better get photos
Of all these people-
Next month there won't be any birthers.
I can't find a single person
Who voted for Bush.

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5:24 pm, Jul 28, 2009

cbeenthere

Ritarita
Good to hear you. And such a funny post !!! What a good belly laugh.

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5:44 pm, Jul 28, 2009

djanimaequeen

Isn't that strange? How did ole dubya get in office anyway?

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7:46 pm, Jul 28, 2009

cbeenthere

Ritarita
Carole65 already crowing that O'Reilly and Coulter down, and Malkin too, but who knew about her, only Carole. In five hours flat. Imagine.

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10:16 pm, Jul 28, 2009

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1:47 pm, Jul 28, 2009

GVidal

are you a wingnut? -
oh sorry
don't answer - we already know the answer! YES YES YES

get some help!

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3:52 pm, Jul 28, 2009

cbeenthere

Think TDoff comment tongue in cheek, GVidal.

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5:45 pm, Jul 28, 2009

NDM1973

The sheer lack of intelligent reasoning in our country scares the hell out of me.

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1:49 pm, Jul 28, 2009
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