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Thug Life

Inmates Want to Beat Up Madoff

Bernard Madoff

Welcome, Bernie, to the clinker: The New York Post reports that a few of Bernard Madoff's fellow inmates are talking about beating him up to bolster their jailhouse cred. But not everyone on the inside hates him. Other inmates respect and even admire Madoff because "[he] didn't tell on anybody, he didn't take everybody down with him," according to an unnamed source with a relative in the same North Carolina federal prison. Madoff swindled more than 1,000 people out of $65 billion in a Ponzi scheme lasting two decades.

Posted at 6:32 AM, Jul 20, 2009
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keepakeeper43

Aw, go ahead.
Beat the sh*t outta Bernie!
Hes not snitching cause he cant work a deal.
Let a few of his victims have a whack at 'em.

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7:50 am, Jul 20, 2009

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7:53 am, Jul 20, 2009

MWaterman

You are onto something. I am getting a bit bored with TDB - not as much meat on the bones as when they started out. I think I'll quit and I am probably not the only one. Such ridiculous crap. If I want fake news I'll watch comedy central

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6:58 pm, Jul 20, 2009

piktor

**"he didn't take anybody down with him"**

Yes, the 8,000 defrauded Madoff investors are the nobodies prison convicts choose to ignore. This is the reason these idiots are in the slammer to begin with.

Here's hoping Bernie soon finds a protective, brawny "husband" to keep him impregnable and cuddly in his new abode.

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7:56 am, Jul 20, 2009

keepakeeper43

Well done!
(I actually like "Millions of fatties in Western Civilization go on diets while a Billion in the world go hungry")

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12:28 pm, Jul 20, 2009

Banjo1

If Obama is deluded enough to think he can lead the country, why not Palin? GWB set the bar so low you could run your finger down the white pages and find someone better.

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8:24 am, Jul 20, 2009

tankertodd

I am definitely pro-law and order and pro-building lots of prisons and few paroles, but I don't like the fact that prison life is so unsafe. I don't like that the American public likes it that way. Prison terms should be served to their completion with rare exception but that time should be spent in safety. Prison rapes and violence need to be reduced significantly.

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8:33 am, Jul 20, 2009

IDubious

Look for Alexandra Penney to commit a crime to gain access.

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8:51 am, Jul 20, 2009

Redhead5050

Welcome to the big house, Bernie....your lifestyle has changed dramatically...just like the lifestyle of those you fucked over changed dramatically now that they cannot retire or send their kids to college or whatever life plans that they had...man up!

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8:58 am, Jul 20, 2009

Alaric


He should never have been put in prison. He should been HUNG. This my friends is from a staunch free market, anti regulation believer. I believe he is a traitor to the political/economic system that has made this nation the success that it is. His kind of fraud rises to the level of treason. It causes damage to the foundations of the free market.Hand Em HIGH

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3:13 pm, Jul 21, 2009

oliverckerr

He committed a crime involving other people's money. He has lost the good life he had and is behind bars. His sentence does not include beatings and rape.

Maybe he will write a book abourt how he fell into the scheme - and how he was able to carry it on for so long.

It would be handy to see the list of congress people he donated money to, and how much money, and for how many years. Are the investigative reporters and their editors asleep at the wheel?

Lev says as publisher of "New World Hors D'oeuvres" he may be allowed to send Bernie a copy, and he considers to do just that. Hers is your free copy.

michaelslevinson.com/newworld.pdf

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9:26 am, Jul 20, 2009

melpol

Manson and othe monsters were safe in prison. Bernie will also be safe. Blood thirsty inmates will behave if prison guards give him protection.

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9:41 am, Jul 20, 2009

MaliciousDisorder

A thousand people got defrauded of 65 billion, wow, what a shame. That's a huge hole in democrat fund raising. He'll be protected, most in prison are democrat voters.

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10:28 am, Jul 20, 2009

tankertodd

Prisons would have special wings for Democratic Party fund-raisers, except they keep getting pardoned.

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12:29 pm, Jul 20, 2009

kscr14

Bernie will be abel to scam in prison by using candy bars and chips from the prison store to get whatever he wants.I just saw a show on prisons. Store items become like money on the outside. They trade chips for protection ,candy bars for tools to get whatever they want, imagine the scam.

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