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Jacko Lay In Casket Sans Brain
Millions of fans mourned the loss of Michael Jackson yesterday; little did they know that the King of Pop lay in his gold casket without his brain. The Los Angeles coroner has held onto the brain to conduct further tests to determine the cause of death, and the Jackson family appears to have put funeral plans on hold until the organ is returned. Mystery still surrounds where Jackson will be buried. Many report the body will be buried at Forest Lawn in L.A., a "cemetery of the stars." Others have speculated that he may be interred at Neverland Ranch, or have his ashes scattered there.




They should clone his brain.
Hopefully it won't end up stolen like JFK's brain.
Just imagine what that brain would bring in on Ebay!
How about what is left of MJ's nose?
He was a good singer - a good dancer. He had talent. He was smart enough to purchase the Fab Four music for 45 million dollars. It was worth much more.
That money destroyed him years ago. He died brainless, a shell of what he might have been. Neverland was just that - a "never" land.
I always thought "beat it" was about being a zillionaire and always having to jack off.
Why is this a story. Organs are ROUTINELY removed at autopsy. This is not news and is disrespectfully to the Jackson family.
Niether Jackson's brain, heart, liver, etc., are of any use to him now. But those organs do hold the key to the truth of his death.
In a few weeks I'm sure we'll learned that he died from on overdose of prescription medication. If diprivan is what killed him whoever administered it should be charged with manslaughter.
He was a drug addict, pain killers,anesthesia,who knows.We can blame whoever,they will find a way to ge their drugs.It is a terrible story. he was an addict so long he manipulated everyone around him.But he seems to have been such a gentle,humane soul.He was never found guilty,so I wont judge him on other issues.Sad.
Is it really necessary to keeping calling him Jacko?
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Bravo charles116!
(Einstein's brain - 2.7pounds - was also taken, and given away as souvenirs.)
Thank you.
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