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Kristen Stewart to Press: Bite Me
Twilight star Kristen Stewart is fending off real-life vampires in the form of a gossip-starved press desperate for the perfect romance between two actors portraying, well, a perfectly creepy romance. Perhaps fearing retribution from hordes of teen girls, the 19-year-old starlet has refused to confirm or deny rumors that she is dating co-star and lord-of-the-stare Robert Pattinson. As she put it in Entertainment Weekly, "I'm not going to give the fiending an answer," evidently because she feels she deserves some privacy. Plus, she's caught on to the fact that she can't say anything without making tongues wag. "Think about every hypothetical situation," she said. "'Okay, we are. We aren't. I'm a lesbian."
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I wish she'd just open up and blow this whole Mary-sue wish fulfillment series to hell. It would be amusing to see them try to replace her for later movies.
And you've just hit upon why this one-trick pony won't dish: she knows soon as this vampire-in-LDS-approved-clothing franchise has run its course, she'll never land another role, so she's giong to milk it for all it's worth.
Alas, you're right. Too bad. At least when its over we will get to hear her bitch and moan and make the fangirls all cry.
You know if she's so irritated by all the attention, why did she accept the part? Moreover, why did she become an actress? This is why celebrities irritate the piss out of me and why I do not support the industry by paying for movies. Kristen, bite ME.
Thank you.
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