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Levi Johnston’s Playgirl Prep
How is Levi Johnston preparing for his Playgirl photo shoot coming next month? According to Johnston's physical trainer, Bristol Palin's ex is killing his own food. "Moose meat is very good for you, high in protein and very lean," the trainer told People magazine. "He's an avid hunter, so he has his own." Johnston is hitting the gym six days a week, three hours a day. "I know that's something he wants to do and we're having fun training," the trainer added. "We're looking forward to revealing all his hard work!"




spotted
Mooseburgers for beefcake . . . nice!
How about developing a "Most Dangerous Game"-type reality show with Sarah Palin trying every week to hunt down Levi Johnston using a helicopter? "Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader?" was already taken.
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sippewissett
How about that same game show with Levi hunting Sarah from a helicopter? (Better than her claiming that she shot wolves for meat.)
DeliaK
Still stickin' it to the Palin women, but now going for all American women. Won't he be surprised when he gets more responses from men?!
"revealing all his hard work" -- pun intended?
slmpirate
This kid is an idiot. I did not much care for Sarah's politics, but come on, how long is the news media going to continue to demonize a woman just because she holds an opposing view.
This kid is an opportunistic tool.
vulgrin
Dunno, you tell me how long Rush, Hannity, and Beck is going to demonize whole sets of people for their opposing views?
Both sides need to shut the hell up and let the people who were elected actually try running the country in a cooperative way for once.
bobzaguy
He's got child support to think about don' t you think?
DeliaK
THAT is the only legitimate reason he has.
sippewissett
1. Palin is not being demonized because of an "opposing view". She is the most divisive public figure we have and now a shill for special interests. When you combine unethical and inept, Palin is uppermost in everyone's minds.
2. As part of the need of our 24-hour "news" cycle, Levi helps provide content, however vapid. His 15 minutes of fame won't be as tortuously long as those of his would-have-been mother-in-law.
nortonclybourn
This is already getting old. Nobody cares. Soon he will actually have to get a job.
SFGiants
Get a job? As a Midnight Cowboy?
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Granite
This is America. Z listers rule here. After he's all whipped into shape he can get on Dancing With The Stars or his own reality show. (and Richard Heene will be overwhelmed with jealousy.)
TREESKE
ONLY IN AMERICA!
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thetone
So true jasmomla, Love of God and country and all those other pesky founding principals and family values are so passe'. No one would ever vote for that.
JohnHedtke
Many of us would, which is why Sarah Palin, being the opportunistic shallow twit (have I got that vowel right?) is off the list.
sippewissett
Love of Self, you mean. What founding principles does Palin possibly stand for? Life, liberty and the pursuit of money and moose. Give us a break. Your sarcasm doesn't work at all.
ardeth
Avid hunter, huh? He's a cute kid, but there's no excuse for killing innocent animals for any reason. Go vegan, Levi, and really show your almost-mother-in-law what you're made of!
JamesMMartin
I don't see him as a victim of Sarah Palin as you seem to do. He's young, dumb, and full of --well, you know. He's having fun. The environment is so @$#%$# up now areas of the country need selective eradication of some species so that others can flourish. You would not be here if some of your forerunners had not eaten meat in winters with no HVAC and no fresh crops to harvest. It's dot-head religious bunk that meat eating causes aggression. I went ovo-lacto for two years and all I could think about was a cheeseburger. If we foolish carnivores want to eat ourselves into an early grave that should be our Constitutional freedom to choose.
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nortonclybourn
Vegetarianism didn't seem to help Adolf Hitler's Anger Management problem, either.
DocHumboldt
Jimbo- Wow! That's the dumbest argument ever. Dot Heads? All you could think about was cheeseburgers? The Constitution? Shut up!
JamesMMartin
I will if you will, pendejo.
DocHumboldt
No problemo, boca de sorillo.
jst4horses
I guess either they have more lenient fish and game in Alaska, or he is getting special treatment. One of my brothers, a Native bow hunter, brought down one elk on his one annual permit. Our other brother was working on ships and out of the state, so he thought he would get another permit and bag another elk. He got jail time.
Why is it these Palin related people all go out killing off the wildlife. Get a job like everyone else or food stamps and stop killing off the wildlife, what a jerk.
DeliaK
You could look at it, as he is creating more "wildlife" by reproducing. Bad joke?
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gunapie
What happens in Alaska - stays with us all.
PS: poor moose
MOZART
I hate to see anything in print about the entire Palin family... and this twerp Luke.
All I can see is a couple of stupid kids having sex and using no protection.
No jobs, no education, and having babies. Jeez... STUPID! STUPID! STUPID!
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