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Wasilla Update

Levi Johnston’s Playgirl Prep

Levi Johnston
Paul Sancya / AP Photo

How is Levi Johnston preparing for his Playgirl photo shoot coming next month? According to Johnston's physical trainer, Bristol Palin's ex is killing his own food. "Moose meat is very good for you, high in protein and very lean," the trainer told People magazine. "He's an avid hunter, so he has his own." Johnston is hitting the gym six days a week, three hours a day. "I know that's something he wants to do and we're having fun training," the trainer added. "We're looking forward to revealing all his hard work!"

Posted at 7:52 AM, Oct 18, 2009
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spotted

Mooseburgers for beefcake . . . nice!

How about developing a "Most Dangerous Game"-type reality show with Sarah Palin trying every week to hunt down Levi Johnston using a helicopter? "Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader?" was already taken.

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9:29 am, Oct 18, 2009

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1:21 pm, Oct 18, 2009
sippewissett

How about that same game show with Levi hunting Sarah from a helicopter? (Better than her claiming that she shot wolves for meat.)

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4:30 pm, Oct 18, 2009
DeliaK

Still stickin' it to the Palin women, but now going for all American women. Won't he be surprised when he gets more responses from men?!

"revealing all his hard work" -- pun intended?

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9:53 am, Oct 18, 2009
slmpirate

This kid is an idiot. I did not much care for Sarah's politics, but come on, how long is the news media going to continue to demonize a woman just because she holds an opposing view.
This kid is an opportunistic tool.

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10:20 am, Oct 18, 2009
vulgrin

Dunno, you tell me how long Rush, Hannity, and Beck is going to demonize whole sets of people for their opposing views?

Both sides need to shut the hell up and let the people who were elected actually try running the country in a cooperative way for once.

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10:54 am, Oct 18, 2009
bobzaguy

He's got child support to think about don' t you think?

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1:13 pm, Oct 18, 2009
DeliaK

THAT is the only legitimate reason he has.

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6:01 pm, Oct 18, 2009
sippewissett

1. Palin is not being demonized because of an "opposing view". She is the most divisive public figure we have and now a shill for special interests. When you combine unethical and inept, Palin is uppermost in everyone's minds.
2. As part of the need of our 24-hour "news" cycle, Levi helps provide content, however vapid. His 15 minutes of fame won't be as tortuously long as those of his would-have-been mother-in-law.

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4:33 pm, Oct 18, 2009
nortonclybourn

This is already getting old. Nobody cares. Soon he will actually have to get a job.

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10:20 am, Oct 18, 2009
SFGiants

Get a job? As a Midnight Cowboy?

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10:59 am, Oct 18, 2009

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1:23 pm, Oct 18, 2009
Granite

This is America. Z listers rule here. After he's all whipped into shape he can get on Dancing With The Stars or his own reality show. (and Richard Heene will be overwhelmed with jealousy.)

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11:08 am, Oct 18, 2009
TREESKE

ONLY IN AMERICA!

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11:15 am, Oct 18, 2009
JAsMomLA

Makes sense this guy would ca$h in. Folks like this do not care if the public likes them or not. I think he sat around the Palin kitchen table too long.............
It is totally conceivable that this is the road the Palin's are on. Not saying I would not do the same, but I would have written my own book.
There is no way Sarah has higher thinking applications, just does not jive. Being used is financially sound for this family. They are laughing all the way to the bank. NO way will use that money to run for office. They know, they know, there are not enough voters in America to put her at the helm.

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11:22 am, Oct 18, 2009
thetone

So true jasmomla, Love of God and country and all those other pesky founding principals and family values are so passe'. No one would ever vote for that.

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12:30 pm, Oct 18, 2009
JohnHedtke

Many of us would, which is why Sarah Palin, being the opportunistic shallow twit (have I got that vowel right?) is off the list.

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2:09 pm, Oct 18, 2009
sippewissett

Love of Self, you mean. What founding principles does Palin possibly stand for? Life, liberty and the pursuit of money and moose. Give us a break. Your sarcasm doesn't work at all.

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4:34 pm, Oct 18, 2009
ardeth

Avid hunter, huh? He's a cute kid, but there's no excuse for killing innocent animals for any reason. Go vegan, Levi, and really show your almost-mother-in-law what you're made of!

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11:43 am, Oct 18, 2009
JamesMMartin

I don't see him as a victim of Sarah Palin as you seem to do. He's young, dumb, and full of --well, you know. He's having fun. The environment is so @$#%$# up now areas of the country need selective eradication of some species so that others can flourish. You would not be here if some of your forerunners had not eaten meat in winters with no HVAC and no fresh crops to harvest. It's dot-head religious bunk that meat eating causes aggression. I went ovo-lacto for two years and all I could think about was a cheeseburger. If we foolish carnivores want to eat ourselves into an early grave that should be our Constitutional freedom to choose.

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12:45 pm, Oct 18, 2009

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1:23 pm, Oct 18, 2009
nortonclybourn

Vegetarianism didn't seem to help Adolf Hitler's Anger Management problem, either.

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5:36 pm, Oct 18, 2009
DocHumboldt

Jimbo- Wow! That's the dumbest argument ever. Dot Heads? All you could think about was cheeseburgers? The Constitution? Shut up!

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1:24 pm, Oct 18, 2009
JamesMMartin

I will if you will, pendejo.

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1:54 pm, Oct 18, 2009
DocHumboldt

No problemo, boca de sorillo.

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5:47 pm, Oct 18, 2009
jst4horses

I guess either they have more lenient fish and game in Alaska, or he is getting special treatment. One of my brothers, a Native bow hunter, brought down one elk on his one annual permit. Our other brother was working on ships and out of the state, so he thought he would get another permit and bag another elk. He got jail time.

Why is it these Palin related people all go out killing off the wildlife. Get a job like everyone else or food stamps and stop killing off the wildlife, what a jerk.

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2:26 pm, Oct 18, 2009
DeliaK

You could look at it, as he is creating more "wildlife" by reproducing. Bad joke?

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3:03 pm, Oct 18, 2009

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1:52 am, Oct 19, 2009
gunapie

What happens in Alaska - stays with us all.

PS: poor moose

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8:27 am, Oct 19, 2009
MOZART

I hate to see anything in print about the entire Palin family... and this twerp Luke.

All I can see is a couple of stupid kids having sex and using no protection.
No jobs, no education, and having babies. Jeez... STUPID! STUPID! STUPID!

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5:35 pm, Oct 19, 2009
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