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Madoff's Jail Friends: Mob Boss, Spy
Madoff may have burned his bridges in the free world, but behind bars he's got friends. A lawsuit filed by Bernie Madoff's victims has offered a surprising snapshot from the fallen Ponzi schemer's jailhouse life, including his social life. Court documents say Madoff bunks with a drug offender (Bernie sleeps on the bottom) and eats pizza cooked by a child molester. His closest friends are a pair of white-collar fast-talkers: Mob boss Carmine Persico and convicted spy Jonathan Pollard, whose late-'80s imprisonment for Israeli espionage ignited a media storm over what Pollard’s wife called Jewish-Americans’ “moral obligation” to Israel.



Granite
Sounds like a sitcom, or at the very least, the next season of Big Brother: Celebrity Felon Edition.
DakLak
Maybe Madoff is getting up to speed on how to silence wetnesses Mafia style so his wife can continue to enjoy the lifestyle she has gotten used to.
drlg12
Wetness is best uh, "silenced" by using a paper towel, or some other absorbent material.
Redhead5050
Birds of a feather....
oliverckerr
Carmine Persico very smart man. Papers he filed with the court seeking a new trial were brilliantly written.
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bugnanny
Madoff got away with it till he was caught, Obama does it and laughs in everyones face.
DeliaK
Are you for real? President Obama is trying to do the right thing, but people like you are blinded by hate.
martykz
Something tells me that your face is easy to laugh in, bugnanny.
Hannah-Hoch
Water seeks its own level- Bernie you are home forever!
The question is does Bernie do any work to start
compensating for his incredible crime?
funkspiel
This a great concept for a movie. I can relate to all the humor.
easton
I would be a little leary about that special sauce added to the pizza, I heard it had a chinese name called cream of sum yung guy
ardeth
So are we going to keep getting updates on Bernie and his playmates for the rest of his unnatural life? I guess once a celebrity, always a celebrity . . .
byline
This sounds like a one-act play I saw once by Jean-Paul Sartre: "No Exit." The last lines were: "This is hell." "Well, let's get on with it."
ebottomly
Sounds like he's right where he belongs.
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