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Martin, Baldwin to Host Oscars

Steve Martin, Alec Baldwin
AP Photo; Getty Images

We hope you weren’t looking forward to the song-and-dance routines. A year after Hugh Jackman’s ratings success, the Oscars have turned to two more-traditional hosts for March’s show: Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin. Martin previously hosted in 2001 and 2003, while Baldwin has never hosted. "I am happy to co-host the Oscars with my enemy Alec Baldwin," Martin said in a statement.

Posted at 5:52 AM, Nov 4, 2009
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writerforhire

Great choices! And outside the ususal suspect list.

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8:08 am, Nov 4, 2009

cesspool

cant stand baldwin, never could, he's a thug but I sure wanna get with his ex old lady Kim.. she's up in GA they tell me, dutifully raising the daughter Ireland that this fat slob called a 'pig' on national airwaves -- some father influence huh? be sure to break a leg alex! both are preferred actually.

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10:03 am, Nov 4, 2009

nortonclybourn

Save it for your therapist, please.

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8:57 pm, Nov 4, 2009

EtienneEtoile

I would love to see Pelosi and Cheney host the Oscars!

With Alec they lose the conservative audience.

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8:36 am, Nov 4, 2009

msgotrox

The Oscars has a conservative audience?

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2:25 pm, Nov 4, 2009

tommytimp

No they don't. It's the Oscars.

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8:59 am, Nov 4, 2009

MaliciousDisorder

2.3 TV rating

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9:26 am, Nov 4, 2009

ellmat

Haven't we had enough of that windbag Baldwin? He is like poopy-doopy--everywhere. You can't get away from that self-righteous, know-it-all pontificator. He and those disfunctional brothers Baldwin are everywhere, just that Alex is the worst. Why ruin the Academy Awards, which are too long and too full of hot air anyway, with that fool? Steve Martin is a great guy who is genuinely funny. Who needs Baldwin?

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2:10 pm, Nov 4, 2009

nortonclybourn

What's with you? Are the Baldwins following you around? Peeping in your windows? Get a grip. The boob tube does have an off switch if you don't like it.

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8:59 pm, Nov 4, 2009

bezvodka

Does anyone still watch the Oscars?

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3:20 pm, Nov 4, 2009

DocHumboldt

No.

According to the Peanut Gallery: My pals and I will be burning Skipper dolls in effigy, swilling Shiner Bock, listening to Blue Oyster Cult's entire catalog and off loading 30k lbs. of cod we will have just hauled in.

Actually, that sounds like a good time. I'll red pencil that into the vessel's "ahead" log.

We'll all try not to commit any crimes against the English language.

"Bob's y'er Uncle."

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12:41 am, Nov 5, 2009

TierraDelFuego

Who is Alec Baldwin???

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4:01 pm, Nov 4, 2009

EtienneEtoile

Alec is to conservatives as O'riley is to liberals.
Penn is to conservatives as Beck is to liberals.
Moore is to conservatives as Rush is to liberals.

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4:34 pm, Nov 4, 2009
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