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M.J's Doc: The Kid is Not My Son
This is one of the weirder hedges we’ve seen in some time: "To the best of my knowledge, I am not the father of these children," Dr. Arnold Klein, the dermatologist rumored to have fathered two of Michael Jackson’s kids, told Good Morning America. "I can't answer it in any other way. I don't want to feed any of this insanity that is going around." Debbie Rowe, who mothered the two kids, worked in Klein’s office. Klein also said that Jackson suffered from lupus and vitiligo. "At the same time he was in the hands of plastic surgeons who didn't know when to stop," Klein said. "But he felt he was a piece of art, that his face was a piece of art."
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What does he mean by, "To the best of my knowledge, I am not the father of these children." Does he give out free samples of sperm?
Is that not right to do?
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I am the kids father.There are you happy now. stop acting like there's no other news out there.
"But he felt he was a piece of art, that his face was a piece of art."
Jackson's face ended up looking like a piece of something but art isn't what springs to mind.
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Skeletor.
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Charles
Laughing.
(In spite of the fact that the humor is excruciatingly dark.)
But--alas--I am left laughing.
The kids look just like him- very convenient that he was MJ's Dr and his employee was Debbie Rowe. The Dr comes across as pure trash
Perhaps MJ and Dr. I-don't-know-where-my-sperm-goes-after-it leaves-my-penis had more than just a doctor/patient relationship--wink, wink.
Perhaps they lovingly ejaculated into the same specimen cup and then ....
I think the last thing those poor kids need is media speculation over who their father is. They know who their Dad was, he's gone, and that's what counts!
As the onion gets peeled, we are given greater and greater
wierdness. Now Dr. Dangerfield puts on the Cheshire Cat's
grin, and disingeniously asserts that he is probably not
the genetic father of his wierd client's children.
If you wouldn't trust your nose to this man, why would
you trust his word?
So, let's continue peeling this smelly onion, but remember
to open the windows, and say a little prayer that we still
have our noses and can detect the stench!
hockey
Wasn't this the sine-qua-non of disavowals?
Weird. Dodgy.
And DISGUSTING.
The proclamation from this particular physician (in credentials only) that--"To his knowledge," he is "not the father" of Debbie Rowe's children is apallingly lacking honesty, context or true explanation.
Don't let these odd ducks re-write the rules of human behavior to such a degree that we look at something like this and doubt ourselves when we refer to it ast "Fu**ing outrageous!"
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