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Palin Not Under Federal Investigation

Cross this possibility off the list: a federal official said Saturday that Sarah Palin is not under federal investigation. After the Alaska governor and political firebrand resigned suddenly on Friday, rumors were swirling that the FBI might be investigating her for a scandal she was preempting with her resignation."There is absolutely no truth to those rumors that we're investigating her or getting ready to indict her," Special Agent Eric Gonzalez said. Palin recently criticized the media for its speculation on her resignation on Facebook. "And though it's honorable for countless others to leave their positions for a higher calling and without finishing a term, of course we know by now, for some reason a different standard applies for the decisions I make," she wrote.

Posted at 5:51 PM, Jul 5, 2009
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EtienneEtoile

"Only dead fish go with the stream"
"Absolutely, yup, yup"

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6:55 pm, Jul 5, 2009
Jakedog030

Parlez le francais ? Ou le nom est-il juste fait jusqu'au font sembler que vous soyez elegants ? Faisiez-vous tirer jamais le desordre au clair avec votre site Internet socialiste grec et le grade de soins medicaux americain enum�rant faux ? Est-ce que vous etes reels, Etienne ? Ou est-ce que vous �tes un faux ? Je crois que vous �tes un faux. Vous ne semblez pas vouloir defendre youself. Pourquoi ?

You're a big phony idiot, aren't you, Mr. Yup Yup?

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7:48 pm, Jul 5, 2009
rapierwits

From what I can deduce on the translation of your speech, as well as your English pot-script, I find your manner to be abusive and generally disruptive to a rational discussion. Please refrain from your ad homonym attacks

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8:09 pm, Jul 5, 2009
Jakedog030

Kiss my ass, freak.

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8:15 pm, Jul 5, 2009
rapierwits

I can see that you do not take criticism of your manners in the spirit in which it is meant. That is unfortunate. Perhaps you should find another forum.

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8:43 pm, Jul 5, 2009
Ritarita

Jake-

Defendre youself?

Is that French ebonics?

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12:21 am, Jul 6, 2009
EtienneEtoile

"Absolutely, yup. yup"

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8:25 am, Jul 6, 2009
EtienneEtoile

woof woof, woof, woof, woof, grrrr, woof woof!

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8:35 am, Jul 6, 2009
cbeenthere

petit pois?

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9:45 am, Jul 6, 2009

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11:42 pm, Jul 5, 2009
pricklypear



What about 'thank you'?

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10:14 am, Jul 6, 2009
EtienneEtoile

Careful folks, he has signs of road rage II (internet highway rage) parenthetical dumbed down for Sarah's fans.

Don't look him in the eye and maintain your speed.

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8:37 am, Jul 6, 2009
pricklypear

Turn off your left turn signal, ahready!

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10:14 am, Jul 6, 2009
exploora

She seems to set everyone up so they have to second guess.

Thank God she isn't vice president.

Does it surprise anyone she appears to be good at being a teaser if nothing else.

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7:13 pm, Jul 5, 2009
Jakedog030

Yeah, we wouldn't want a big mouth for a vice president, would we?

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7:57 pm, Jul 5, 2009

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11:43 pm, Jul 5, 2009
Ritarita

She's the Frostvixen.

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12:22 am, Jul 6, 2009
squiggy

I don't think Palin can get him Choo's in her mouth quite like Biden can. LOL By the way, why did we pay for Biden to speak with Iraq after they celebrated their independence victory? Perhaps to see his son?

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10:03 am, Jul 6, 2009
MadMatt35F

Hurry RITARITA google Sarah Palin Federal Indictment before it disappears.

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7:49 pm, Jul 5, 2009
Jakedog030

Ritarita pumpkin eatah!!

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7:51 pm, Jul 5, 2009
Ritarita

Hey!!
You guys are talking about me
When I'm not even here to defend myself!
Not fair!!
Did you hear crazysauce Sarah Palin
Plans to sue the whole internet!?
She's so awesome!
And she resigned.
Now she's a half-term wonder!

Take it away angry boys!

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10:47 pm, Jul 5, 2009
pricklypear

Read it in the Washington Post, this morning, page 2:

"Governor Palin accomplished more in 21/2 years in office than most governors accomplish in one or even two terms here." - Alaska Lt. Gov. Sean Parnell (R) on his soon-to be predecessor in an interview with "Fox News Sunday"

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10:19 am, Jul 6, 2009
rapierwits

rita-
crazysauce (tee hee)!

pricklypear-
was one of those accomplishments appointing someone with an iota of competence?

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9:04 pm, Jul 6, 2009
Granite

BFD, so the FBI isn't investigating her. There are still plenty of other law enforcement agencies. Any official word from the IRS?

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8:28 pm, Jul 5, 2009
Ritarita

Governors don't just quit
But Sarah Palin did-
Eventually we'll find out
Why she really walked off the job.

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10:59 pm, Jul 5, 2009

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11:44 pm, Jul 5, 2009
pricklypear

No, that's Kerry's sidekick, what's his name?.... John Edwards.

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10:22 am, Jul 6, 2009
pricklypear

No, but I'm sure someone has made one up. Go ahead, Ritarita, google it!

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10:20 am, Jul 6, 2009
rapierwits

It is too bad that a fabricated charge generated so much heat and so little light. Apparently, those on the left have learned the wrong lessons from "swiftboating"

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8:44 pm, Jul 5, 2009
squiggy

Just remember, swift boat was true.

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11:16 pm, Jul 5, 2009

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11:57 pm, Jul 5, 2009
GM2009

'Just remember, swift boat was true.'
In your feeble little imagination.

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12:11 am, Jul 6, 2009
pricklypear


GM2009
Your feeble little mind couldn't handle the truth.

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10:24 am, Jul 6, 2009
GM2009

Was it now? The FBI is not the only federal agency with investigative powers. Its widely known that the Palins are seriously ethically challenged and she couldn't give a legit reson for being in such a panic to be a QUITTER. Obviously something is up.

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12:10 am, Jul 6, 2009
shortcourse

Well, well, well...told you so in previous posts...but nooooo, just keep on hammering Sarah with lies. Ever hear of the biblical example of piling up heaping burning coals on your enemies heads. Seems to be working for Sarah and could even get better.

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9:41 pm, Jul 5, 2009
mattbenzor

"COWARD" If she became president I'm moving to canada cause she might leave us hanging and leave after 1 year.Its scary to think she would be president.I get it she would'nt be president her Vice president would be .People we just went thru hell don't fall for it .The Freemason secret society agenda has there claws in her it would be Bush ,Cheney all over again ...!

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11:02 pm, Jul 5, 2009
magoo363

My theory is that her governorship will follow the same pattern as her college years. She will need to be governor of 5 or 6 more states (and drop out of them early too) before she seeks higher office.

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11:23 pm, Jul 5, 2009
jus1drun

i'm from such a different place than palin that i assumed it wasn't possible i could possibly see her as a sympathetic character. yet these weird feelings i'm having come from somewhere, maybe revulsion at the mindless lunacy of her haters. you haters are not bright, how you can presume that she is such an idiot and utterly disrespect her, a fellow human being? this is more about you than her. grow up!

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11:44 pm, Jul 5, 2009
Ritarita

So dramatic.
It's only politics.
Sheesh.

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12:25 am, Jul 6, 2009
jus1drun

you know what, you're right. over-reacted. but still...............

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12:34 am, Jul 6, 2009

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11:46 pm, Jul 5, 2009
Ritarita

Nope- she's going dogsledding.

She's going to run the Iquitarod!

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11:57 pm, Jul 5, 2009

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12:01 am, Jul 6, 2009
EtienneEtoile

No she will be pulling the sled! Remember, pitbull with lipstick she will be like Rudolf! "Only dead fish go with the flow!

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8:31 am, Jul 6, 2009
pricklypear

Chuck, No that's the Ididaprod.

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10:28 am, Jul 6, 2009

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12:00 am, Jul 6, 2009
squiggy

Yes they will and that will keep her important because everything the media says is important! LOL I was hoping this was over and here she is again! Plenty to come.

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10:06 am, Jul 6, 2009
sparky13

What's the deal with Joe the plummer too. The media sux for that !
hello

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4:52 pm, Jul 6, 2009
GM2009

"you haters are not bright, how you can presume that she is such an idiot and utterly disrespect her, a fellow human being?"

Haters?
To whom do refer and how did you arrive at this 'conclusion'?
I haven't made the unsubstantiated claim that are a Palin 'lover', have I?

Her idiocy is anything but an assumption. One only has to hear hear make a statement having, had time to prepare for the interview in advance, like:
"All of 'em, any of 'em that have been in front of me over all these years." --Sarah Palin, unable to name a single newspaper or magazine she reads, interview with Katie Couric, CBS News, Oct. 1, 2008

Why should one not disrespect a 'fellow human being'? Do you respect Stalin or Hitler or Pol Pot?
Me neither, nor do I respect Palin.

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12:17 am, Jul 6, 2009
jus1drun

the basis for the conclusion is obvious, just check the posts. however rita re-centered me, i got a little carried away. still.............

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12:39 am, Jul 6, 2009
pricklypear

I thought you sounded pretty sane, actually.

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10:29 am, Jul 6, 2009
pricklypear

......jus1drun, that is.

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12:50 am, Jul 6, 2009
pricklypear

Yes, better to call them crap and scum bag.
Much more civilized.

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10:44 am, Jul 6, 2009
Saphes

OUCH....but true.

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11:00 am, Jul 6, 2009

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12:52 am, Jul 6, 2009
pricklypear

God doesn't perceive humans as kings and queens and scum of the earth. We are all precious in his sight.

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10:32 am, Jul 6, 2009

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1:33 pm, Jul 6, 2009
theschmooze

The Feds are looking at SBC, the firm that she supposedly received enough building materials from in order to build a $500,000 home on Lake Wobegone. SBC is the same company that won a $13 million bid for a spots complex in Wasilla. Once the Feds follow the paper trail at SBC, others, perhaps Sarah and Todd will have a lot of explining to do. SBC also sponsored Todd's snow mobile racing team. Is snow mobile racing the Alaskan equivilent of NASCAR in Georgia?

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6:17 am, Jul 6, 2009
hockeydog

Does Garrison Keilor know about her plans to build in his backyard?
Sounds like a case for Guy Noir, private eye.

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8:24 am, Jul 6, 2009
squiggy

Ouch! So much for that nice little Woebegone?

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10:07 am, Jul 6, 2009
pricklypear

No, Sarah Palin Hatin' is the
NASCAR of the DAILY BEAST.
Ritarita is in the lead.
They only know how to turn
LEFT ya know.

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10:35 am, Jul 6, 2009
zerbit

Wah, wah, wah...pricklypear...someone call the WAHmbulance. Really, can you name one intelligent thing she's said or one intelligent thing she's done? She's a nightmare for those who tried to promote her and a joke to the rest of us. I'll bet she had a helluva lot more NASCAR fans that supported her-now that you mention it.

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1:33 pm, Jul 11, 2009
hockeydog

Look, this whole deal is pretty simple, as evidenced by Mrs. Palin's statement that she is honorably pursuing a higher purpose.

This pursuit of "higher purposes" often occurs when one's wardrobe has been upgraded, and one has gotten a taste of the finer things in life.

"Higher purpose" in the case of this former guv may simply mean mo money honey.

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8:23 am, Jul 6, 2009
zerbit

Oh boo hoo hoo! Everyone stop picking on little ole Sarah. She's been through enough, don't you think?

She's full of crap and her sudden decision to bail on her constituents speaks volumes. The reason will come out and it will have precious little to do with her concern or love for the state of Alaska.

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8:59 am, Jul 6, 2009
oliverckerr

I'm with hockey doggy on this one. Her higher purpose is to get hired to talk about her higher purpose.

In the event she wants to run and win - hears the call from her Coach in the sky she's going to need some plastic in the rack, thump in the rump, and a platform to stand on besides shoes.

After five kids she is flat chested, flat assed and flat brained, but she can wink.

I'm going to miss Tina Fey who did a better Palin than Palin. That ought to tell you there was nothing there, there. That Palin could become a governor ought to make you realize our politics are really broken.

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10:06 am, Jul 6, 2009
Maezeppa

If Palin had committed illegalities in office, resignation would not remedy her exposure to prosecution.

Palin quit because she is a vain woman with the attention span of a gnat. She craves the autographings, the speeching, etc. but didn't consider that interest will die off now that she's not Governor. That is irony.

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10:16 am, Jul 6, 2009
pricklypear

".....interest will die off now that she's not Governor".

We can only hope.

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10:41 am, Jul 6, 2009
oliverckerr

I have a friend in West palm Beach. His wife is a republican super patriot fanatic Obama hater in spades the whole nine yards. She sent an email to S. Palin inviting her to her home in West palm Beach to address her republican club.

I suspect that if Sarah asked for ten grand to come there they would come up with the money. There are clubs like that one all around the country.

Politishinz talk in generalities. Nuts and bolts solutions to prob limbs are not on the table, so when politishinz give a speech you have to read between the lines. They are all mostly bad poetry. Beneath the smiles Sarah Barracuda is a mean spirited narrow minded person.

It's about the money to be raked.

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1:34 pm, Jul 6, 2009
bezvodka

Sarah Babblelmouth.

But she'll be rich from speeches, etc. given to Joe the Plumber types, which is probably all she really cares about.

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8:09 pm, Jul 6, 2009
zerbit

Sarah's done a stellar job of putting her Jimmy Choo's in her mouth. She'd have them in there all the time but for her lips always flapping in the breeze and never quite saying anything.

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6:56 pm, Jul 11, 2009
Jakedog030

What a bunch of left wing retards.

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9:54 pm, Aug 12, 2009
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