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Sanford's Intimate Emails to Mistress

The State, a South Carolina newspaper, has published an intimate email exchange between South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford and his Argentine mistress. Sanford shows a poetic side: "In the meantime please sleep soundly knowing that despite the best efforts of my head my heart cries out for you, your voice, your body, the touch of your lips, the touch of your finger tips and an even deeper connection to your soul.” Gawker reports that The State threatened to publish the emails, which it's had since December, before Sanford made his public confession. His mistress, identified as "Maria," calls Sanford her "impossible love." Sanford wrote: "I love your tan lines...the erotic beauty of you holding yourself (or two magnificent parts of yourself) in the faded glow of the night’s light." The newspaper said it obtained the emails in December, but was not able to verify them until now. They are dated from July.

Posted at 6:46 PM, Jun 24, 2009
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7:02 pm, Jun 24, 2009
vboone

I swear that's the first thought I had. it reminds me of the tapes of Prince Charles and Mrs. Ed.

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10:44 pm, Jun 24, 2009
spinozareader

Quite right.
Who could forget Charles' soul-stirring "I wanna be your tampon" line?
(I am now experiencing dry heaves.)

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11:09 pm, Jun 24, 2009
AlwaysOptimistic

Yuck! I need a shower after reading those. And there's more to come......

Anyone want to take bets on how long after these emails are made public before the Governor resigns?

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7:05 pm, Jun 24, 2009
squiggy

More importantly, how about odds that his kids are ridiculed past being scarred for life over this and leading obscure lives to avoid the public for the rest of their days? What price they will pay alone for their father's actions and the marital problems they live with now, let alone the joy people have printing this across the headlines for the bottom line! Partisan hacks are digging their graves, both sides. When will Pelosi come out and say stop "for the children?" I'm not holding my breath.

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11:45 pm, Jun 24, 2009
Genni2002

Now why can't Mr. Cheney go off and disappear like that? Sorry, had to shake the desire to want to barf off with a snip, short jibe!

What a father's day present. It is his bus., except for the fact that he is married and in an unforgiving party that has caused the other party to also be unforgiving!

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1:29 am, Jun 25, 2009
Mizoodle

Okay. The man screwed up, no question, but do we *REALLY* need to know what was in his private e-mails to his mistress? Furthermore, is it really the public's business what our officials do in their private lives so long as it doesn't affect their job performance? While it saddens me when ANY person is unfaithful to his or her spouse, what concerns me in this case is Sanford's complete and total disregard for Common Sense (remember him?) and standard protocol. Go off and play with your Argentinian mistress if you think you can get away with it, but at the very least tell your Lt. Governor or appoint SOMEBODY in charge to deal with an emergency should one arise--however unlikely that might seem. THAT is the aspect of this issue we should be focusing on--not whatever "poetic" or "dirty" talk went on between two consenting adults making poor personal decisions.

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7:09 pm, Jun 24, 2009
AlwaysOptimistic

The important question that the reporters should be working on is, did the Governor use public funds to visit his mistress in Argentina? You are right the emails they are printing "smacks" of tabloid journalism. And again I say, YUCK!

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7:16 pm, Jun 24, 2009
cbeenthere

No woman wants to stay married to a man who is obviously having an affair of the heart, but he wanted it all. And the public is sick of hearing about this stuff. He totally could have kept this private. Divorce and remarriage no longer destroys careers. The conservatives have held themselves up to be morally superior, that's the kicker.

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7:24 pm, Jun 24, 2009
cbeenthere

Oops, I guess she does want to stay married after all. To each their own.

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7:36 pm, Jun 24, 2009
cbeenthere

South Carolina does have laws on morality and decency on their books. Will the fornication law apply here?

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7:40 pm, Jun 24, 2009
MadMatt35F

Ask the Secretary of State about staying with a man that commits adultery. Maybe her husband is her path to success.

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10:11 pm, Jun 24, 2009
fk4711

Mizoodle, We don't REALLY need to know every lurid details of his private exchange with his mistress. But the Governor is the one who budges in and condemns gay couple's private behavior in their own bedrooms. When someone fall from their high horse, it's always delicious. People just cannot help but getting a good lough out of this hypocrite. Though I was oddly moved by his school boy dazed love-struck confessional press conference. He is truly in love and that was actually touching, though my heart goes out to his wife. I hope when they divorce, she will get all the properties and the custody of the four REMARKABLE boys. I found it incredible that when all this is happening, Sanford struggled to protect his mistress more than his wife of 20 years. What a jerk!

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4:51 am, Jun 25, 2009
victhpooh

yes we need proof, because like all Republican liars and cheaters and holier than thou a-holes he would deny. we need to shove it in their faces

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7:55 am, Jun 25, 2009
vicscribe

Don't cry for me Argentina (or South Carolina, for that matter)

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7:12 pm, Jun 24, 2009
jimenex

Agree with Mizoodle. His private emails are nobody's business, unless he was using a state e-mail account? (.gov is hot?)

How did the emails get public? Was it just someone posing as an argetinian girl (2hot4guvnor19)?. Could it be the same situation as the guy posing as a colombian girl talking to Castro's son? (google: castro internet girlfriend)

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7:19 pm, Jun 24, 2009

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8:42 pm, Jun 24, 2009
Mauiboy

Where's that college kid that outed Sarah Palin? Start there. Once again, here is someone who's hoisted himself on his own sword, so to speak. When will these politicos understand the new technology that they use at their own peril.

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9:35 pm, Jun 24, 2009
Hawnzz

What is it with these people?

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7:21 pm, Jun 24, 2009
Carole65

These people, whether they be Republican, Democrat, Independent, etc office holders, whether they are any public figure are not doing anything new. In today's media they just get exposed. And we all feign shock and disappointment. However, it's more acceptable then we care to admit, and the people who suffer the most are the spouses and children of these cheaters. The people who criticize and make fun of these people need to know that it can happen to them or someone in their families.
This has gone on forever and will continue to go on.

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8:32 pm, Jun 24, 2009
Progressive2

"The people who criticize and make fun of these people need to know that it can happen to them or someone in their families. "

And your point is?

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11:40 pm, Jun 24, 2009

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12:08 am, Jun 25, 2009

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8:42 pm, Jun 24, 2009
Carole65

Progressive2 - My point is, albeit not well stated, is that "he who is without sin, caste the first stone". Politicians flaunt their belief in the sanctity of marriage, but when a few of these elected officials have affairs, the response by the media, commentators, and other elected officials is one of shock and condemnation. How many of them have done the same thing?

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8:19 am, Jun 25, 2009
s1r1us

"Cheat Sheet" is getting a whole new meaning these days. Might as well dedicate it to gops cheating on their wives!

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7:29 pm, Jun 24, 2009
nickels1

Dirty rotten Beggar. trying to ohld on to his stinking tax payer pension. holding on to our job. the peoples job. dirty rotten beggar.

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7:40 pm, Jun 24, 2009
MadMatt35F

I would bet my next paycheck that he keeps his pension. Every dirty politician keeps their pension. Ask the ones that are collect it while in prison. But then again people on welfare are allowed to do drugs with our tax dollars. Maybe we should stop paying for losers and hold them accountable for their life choices.

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10:08 pm, Jun 24, 2009
FransBevy

Another hypocritical "family values" Republican. As a congressman he rode rough all over Bill Clinton and now the chickens have come home to roost.

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7:44 pm, Jun 24, 2009
wsu1983

I agree with you FransBevy,

so much for their "sanctity of traditional marriage"!!

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8:04 pm, Jun 24, 2009
tpogue

Agreed. It's the hypocrisy that drives me nuts. So much for "family values"

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8:54 pm, Jun 24, 2009
oliverckerr

The little guy was telling the big guy what to do. Is this news? This has been going on for thousands of years.

These people (Billy Clintstone, Sanford, Ensign, et al) are not leaders. The world is leaderless.

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7:44 pm, Jun 24, 2009
squiggy

Here's a good spot for your short version of get rid of the 535!

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10:19 pm, Jun 24, 2009

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12:10 am, Jun 25, 2009
keepakeeper43

That poor, poor, man. What an unabashed moron.
I pity him, really.
Throwing your family away.
Your career away.
Now you have nothing, nothing.
"The little guy was telling the big guy what to do."
Yes.
You Idiot.

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7:52 pm, Jun 24, 2009

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8:40 pm, Jun 24, 2009
blinky

Who knew that the Appalachian trail went down to Argentina?

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8:01 pm, Jun 24, 2009

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10:45 pm, Jun 24, 2009
piktor

Sanford said in the presser that the flling got intense 5 months ago. Yet, he writes about "tan lines" and Ms. Maria's "two magnificent parts" around her hands on July 2008.

The guv can't count the months? If you go through the press conference, and then these emails and then Mrs. Sanford's statement published today, Mr. Sanford can't even keep his lies straight. This moron was presidential material?

In this blogosphere age, Bill Clinton would not have survived the Geniffer Flowers debacle. Hey, Mrs. Clinton had a Tuzla moment of her own didn't she. Lesson: you can lie. But do expect the blogosphere to expose the sin, 24/7 until thoroughly taken to the cleaners.

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8:25 pm, Jun 24, 2009
jazzgrrrl25

actually, he stated that it had been going on for a year or so...his wife found out about it about 5 months ago.

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8:48 pm, Jun 24, 2009
msmegalopolis

It seems like he loved her. Why do we have to judge?

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8:26 pm, Jun 24, 2009

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8:38 pm, Jun 24, 2009

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10:49 pm, Jun 24, 2009
den123

I am NOT sympathetic to this republican and certainly not to this situation. However, some of these comments are extremely virulent. He is a human being and sometimes humans fail BIG.

Unfortunately this is a common human weakness and far from the worst one.

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8:31 pm, Jun 24, 2009
squiggy

Amen!

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12:13 am, Jun 25, 2009

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8:33 pm, Jun 24, 2009
jazzgrrrl25

is this really neccessary?...i mean, do you consider this journalistic integrity?..."rubbernecking" is not my idea of freedom of the press.

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8:47 pm, Jun 24, 2009

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12:11 am, Jun 25, 2009
jazzgrrrl25

no, i don't...but, this is the kind of thing they would dig, if this were a democrat...and, frankly, while i am from south carolina and i think he is a horrible excuse for a man of positive action, i still don't feel the need to delve into his personal foibles to give me a thrill or make my day better, or make my mind fuller....it is simply sensationalism and it puts his wife and children in an awkward spot...in short, it's not news. it is damning without any upswing for anyone.

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1:43 am, Jun 25, 2009
opedanderson

Its SEX, people!

People get hot for other people. This makes you do crazy things. So what?

Get over it and grow up......

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9:04 pm, Jun 24, 2009
Plantagenet

So the democrats are going to follow people around and steal their email and out them as adulterers. IMHO, thats even creepier then being an adulterer.

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9:24 pm, Jun 24, 2009
Genni2002

Not sure what you mean. This guy is an adulterer hypocrite or did you forget that part? Hypocrites are the absolutely highest level of creepdom cuz they say one thing to you to your face and do or say the COMPLETE opposite behind your back.

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1:38 am, Jun 25, 2009
alex02139

How funny are these GOP crackers?

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9:25 pm, Jun 24, 2009
Concordian

The governor obviously has deep feelings for Maria. We know nothing about what his home life was like. Let's leave him alone. Why is this culture so immature about love and sex?

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9:27 pm, Jun 24, 2009
myork200

Gov. Sanford didn't say he was going to hike the Appalachian Trail. He said he was going to get some Argentinian tail.

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9:42 pm, Jun 24, 2009
MadMatt35F

This guy is a dirt bag. How can you write about your family in an email to your mistress? He must have seriously believed this kind of behavior was ok. I hope the citizens throw him on his ass.

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10:02 pm, Jun 24, 2009
spinozareader

Move over Omar Khayyam!--
There's a new "playah" in town
writin' his deep luv poetry(..."I love your tan lines.")

Now that I've read Sanford, I see what an obvious, no-talent hack Shakespeare is. Thanks, gov.

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10:23 pm, Jun 24, 2009

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12:13 am, Jun 25, 2009
jus1drun

oh good god people. this reminds me of the human quirk that we'll pay more attention to the details of our $10 bill for lunch than the trillions of $ of debt staring us in the face over health care.

who cares what hole the pecker dove in. there's actually issues of substance occurring in iran. skip down the cheat sheet. i promise it won't hurt.

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10:30 pm, Jun 24, 2009
spinozareader

Simultaneously contemplating our country's debt situation ALONG WITH the sordid behavior on the part of Sanford... C'mon, that's really not too many cognitive balls to juggle at the same time for most of us.

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11:05 pm, Jun 24, 2009
jus1drun

u need to let go of those balls. look at the # of comments here vs the more important next item on the cheat sheet.

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11:10 pm, Jun 24, 2009
squiggy

I've been wondering the same thing, Sanford is a partisan hack distraction and we haven't heard what Obama has up his sleeve for those being butchered! Men have been committing adultery since the beginning of time and politicians have been brazen for almost that long. Why anyone is outraged by it is boggles my mind but how anyone can ignore the escalating violence and strangle hold in Iran is an outrage!

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11:37 pm, Jun 24, 2009
Progressive2

squiggy it's called news

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11:43 pm, Jun 24, 2009
jus1drun

no news is good news?

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12:15 am, Jun 25, 2009
Progressive2

Considering it all came out today yes it's news.

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12:20 am, Jun 25, 2009
Genni2002

Seriously, did you just decide to read this so that you could tell other people that they were being petty?

It is pretty easy to read what this is all about so you can just click yourself on your merry way next time if you don't have a problem with these adulterer politicians who go around telling everyone else about morals and family values.

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1:41 am, Jun 25, 2009
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