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Stanford Goes Missing
Bernard Madoff may have stolen money from fellow Ponzi-schemer R. Allen Stanford, but unlike Madoff, Stanford still has his freedom: The Texas financier is currently missing, with ABC News reporting that “federal authorities say they do not know the current whereabouts of the CEO.” MSNBC is reporting, meanwhile, that Stanford tried to flee to Antigua on a private jet today. His business was headquartered in Antigua, where there has been a run on banks affiliated with him.




Spasticula
Oooh this problem is an easy one... I'll field it. It's reasonable to rename the selfish destabilization of our nation (via banking crimes) treason, so just give all police "shoot to kill" orders for this dick.
You'll see a real downturn in fleeings, and if he get killed, they'll stop completely. Burn these bankers alive!
toliniku
sounds like someone is guilty
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