You can always count on Russell Brand to make something good sound gross: The English comedian and actor revealed that he thought kissing Jennifer Garner, which he did on the set of their upcoming movie, Arthur, tasted like cake. "There's a brand of red-velvet cake, her mouth is made of that," Brand said. About filming the pair's romantic scenes, he added: "She smashes you in the mouth [in] those kissing scenes. If I was Ben Affleck, man I'd be pissed off." Garner and Affleck have been married since 2005, and Brand married pop singer Katy Perry last year.