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    Madonna's Stalker Nabbed

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    Madonna's bodyguards can take a load off now. Authorities told CNN her stalker is in custody after escaping from a California mental-health facility. Robert Dewey Hoskins, 54, was sentenced to 10 years in prison in 1996 after scaling a wall around the pop star's home in Hollywood and threatened to slit her throat. After his release, he was arrested again in July 2011 and sent to a clinic.

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