Gorilla Escapes Kansas City Zoo

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Updated Apr. 21, 2017 5:32PM EDT / Published Feb. 19, 2012 8:07PM EST

Hey, he just wants to be like you. After staging a jailbreak Sunday from the zoo’s African exhibit, the gorilla found a quite place to lay low in a hallway used by zoo staff. The primate didn’t get too far, but zookeepers are telling him it’s time to stop monkeyin’ around. The Kansas City Zoo spokesman said that the animal poses no threat to patrons, and that zoo workers were trying to lure mankind’s closest relative back into his enclosure.

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Gorilla Escapes Kansas City Zoo